A/N: I don't own Harry Potter. I don't own this list either. It belongs to darkraven133 on you tube. Com. Enjoy More to come.

40 Ways To Tick Off The Order(and likely get hexed in the process)

Hum 'Secret Agent Man' whenever Snape enters the room.

Look innocent when he glares at you.

Get into a shouting match with Sirius' mum.

Insist you're winning when they come to close the painting.

Cry when they close it.

Charm all the stuffed heads to sing(loudly)

Play dramatic music when a meeting is called.

Refer to Harry as 'That Scar-Head"

Give Sirius a maid outfit for Christmas.

Look offended when he throws it in the fire.

Ask Remus if he was in the movie 'Blood and Chocolate'

Laugh at Molly for her boggart.

Pointedly roll your eyes when something goes wrong.

Wear a 'Death-Eater and Proud' shirt around Headquarters.

Present Snape with a dress 'to go with his hat'

Tell Kingsley Hermione wants to have his children.

Insist that they start wearing capes instead of cloaks.

Point behind Made-eye and scream 'OH MY GOD LOOK, A DEATH EATER!'

Tell Kreacher that Sirius loves him- very much.

Ask Tonks if she thinks scars are sexy.

Tell her that you do.

Tell Sirius that he missed a spot.

Hide each of their wands- very well.

When Dumbledore says something nod and say 'Yes, O' Wise One'.

Ask Dumbledore to change the name to' the order of the Bluebird'.

Tell them the 'old order got owned' whenever the subject arises.

Loudly announce to the Minister that you know something that he doesn't.

Have an apparating race with Fred and George.

Pass out samples of where the Headquarters is located to random passersby.

When someone enters the room scream in 'surprise', if only to alert Mrs. Black.

Bluntly inform Mrs. Weasley that Celestina Warbeck is a terrible singer.

Gasp loudly whenever the prophecy is mentioned.

Talk like Yoda(for no other good reason than he's cool).

Draw a Dark Mark on your arm.

Wear it around Headquarters screaming 'I'M A DEATH EATER.

Refer to Dumbledore's idea's as 'the rules' and ensure that everyone follow them.

When casting spells, make Light Saber noises.

Repeatedly ask why there isn't a light mark.

Put leopard things in Arthur's briefcase for work(make sure one of them hangs out).

Tack this list in obvious sight in your bedroom at Grimmauld.

A/N: Again, this isn't mine, except for28 and 39. 28 was a repeat, and 39 wasn't on there. This is all darkrave133's. You can go find her on