Disclaimer: Its mine all mine! Except for what it's based off of. Note: These are based off lyrics from CD cover.
I Make Potions Not Spells (Sung by Piper Halliwell)
Imagine: as I'm pacing the halls in Magic School,
And I can't help but to hear a exchanging of vows,
"What a beautiful wedding!" Said Paige to fairy
Oh, Phoebe's blood just spilt on the floor? Paige can you heal her?
And She'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever thought of a protection spell!?"
No, it's better to face these kinds of things with a sense of Charmed and vanquishality
In fact I'll look at it this way, I mean technically the innocent is saved!
This calls for a toast, off to the club.