A/N: I have no idea where this came from, but it just kind of made its way into my brain. Anyway, I hope you like it. I don't own any of the characters. This is just a fun little oneshot taking place just after Callie and Erica become a couple.
Callie sat on Cristina's sofa watching TV until she heard Cristina come in the door.
"You're home early. I thought Erica had a big heart surgery scheduled for tonight." Callie shifted her gaze from the television towards Cristina.
"Yeah well she didn't let me scrub in. You need to tell your girlfriend to let me scrub in on her surgeries instead of Izzie. I mean I didn't kill a heart patient trying to get him a heart." Cristina sat a plastic bag on the table in front of Callie before heading towards her room.
"What's this?" Callie stared at the bag without touching it.
"Callie, you have eyes. Look for yourself." Cristina called from the bedroom.
Callie opened the bag and pulled out its contents. "Ohmygod! Cristina why do you have lesbian porn DVDs and magazines?"
Cristina reaapeared into the room, "Consider it my gift to you, but it's really helping me out in a way."
Callie had a questioning look upon her face, "I'm not sure I'm following you, Yang."
Cristina sat next to Callie on the couch. "If you are going to be with Hahn you have got to do it right."
"Do it right?" Callie still looked confused.
"Yeah, ya know do it. I can't be dealing with an even bitchier Hahn just because she didn't get her sex fix. I also can't be dealing with less OR time."
"So you're saying mine and Hahn's sex life is all about you now?" Callie raised an eyebrow.
"Exactly. You keep Hahn's needs fulfilled and her in a good mood, I get to scrub in. When I scrub in on Cardio, I'm happy, and when I'm happy…" Cristina paused thinking of what to say.
"When you're happy…what?" Callie was trying to help Cristina finish her sentence.
"I don't know. I just know that I deserve to scrub in on Hahn's surgeries and Izzie doesn't, and if I'm gonna scrub in you've got to do it right." Cristina stood up, "Consider all of this tonight's homework."
Callie looked at one of the DVDs then held it up so Cristina could see which one it was. "Yang, Erica already has this one. We watched it last week." Callie smiled as she watched a mortified Cristina run quickly to her room.
A/N: I hope you liked this. Just a little oneshot that popped into my head. Please review.