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Dave, such a silly old name. I've never had real friends. Had tonnes of girls. I'm a total chick magnet. My story from my past ten years has been odd.. from what I can remember..

When I was ten, I went on a class field trip. I don't remember much but you'll find out soon..

I wrote a note to Becky, she was the prettiest girl in the class. Now, here's a lesson guys, when a girl is pretty, she's normally dumb, but not necessarily. Becky was pretty and pretty smart. Anyway, I asked if she liked me. Tick yes, tick no. I did that to all of the girls, I was sort of a man whore, if you hadn't figured it out. My first time dating was when I was one. Hah! She was blonde too.. until she went bald and grew her hair back brunette. We were over. Anyway, back to the story.

Once our class had left to go somewhere when the damn note flew out of Becky's very wrinkly jagged hands (I guess they don't have a dishwasher?) and blew to some old shop which held antiques. The shop looked horrorful. Very small but tall. There was smoke coming out of it.. I had no clue why..

As the class was storming off with some hag of a teacher named Miss Flubbagum (they call her that because she has a big ass), I ran inside and looked for the note. I was looking everywhere when suddenly a shadow appereared above me. At first I thought it was batman but instead it was some old looking man whom looked like he was going through the dread lock phase brought out a ring.

Trust me, I did not want a glimpse of that ring from what he had going in the back of his shop. It was so temptimg. So we smoked a little bit then got back to it.

"Go on, put it on". He stated.

"W-why"? I shivered. It was a very strange looking ring. "WAIT! This is Finn and Jake off of Adventure time? What the fuck is this!"

"PUT. IT. ON." The freaky freak said. Heheh, freaky freak in my mind is what I call him.

I wet my pants with fear and put it on. Finn and Jake started dancing around my fingers until a mysterious light came about and knocked me out. Freaky freak (heheh) thought it was funny to wake me up with warm water.. I guess he knew my bladder was full. I woke up with piss running down my legs. Lucky Jake was there, he pretty much was thirsty, desperate thirsty.

"This ring! This ring! THIS RING!" Freaky freak squealed. ..Is he having an.. orgasm?

"What about THIS RING!.."

"I have been waiting a century for the next apprentice to come along. You, you are the apprentice!" He claimed. "My name is Balthazar. I have been trying to find the apprentice until now. You must fill in this task! Finn and Jake must train you. GO NOW!" He sounded very demanding.. OH CRAP, ANOTHER LIGHT... Jake will clean it up.

*blink, blink*. Hey, I didn't wake up with piss... I thought to myself.

"No put you woke up with shit, and I like shit!" Finn replied happily. "By the way, I'M DISGUSTING!

"OH MY GOD! I'm in the Land of Ooo! HELL YEAH!" I scurried up and ask them to tell me why I am here..

"Mhm, and we'll tell you all about it after I eat my shit.."

It seemed weird at first but I am actually in the Land of Ooo!

"Hey! You mind getting out of my pants?... Please?.. and why the hell are there Jigglers everywhere? And where's Princess bubblegum and 'yo hot ass girlfriend Lady Rainicorn!" I asked puzzled.

Jake cleared his breath. "I believe it's the Rowdy Queen..." Believe it or not I heard him side whisper.. This dog is dumb.. and he doesn't know what swear words are.. or rudes names?.. He thinks santa ribbon is a mean name? I have to teach this dog.

"..Does it look like I care?"

"Yes.. or I will roar."

"Wow that roar was weak.. Wanna hear mine.. I'll teach you it with my stupid ability to stand in a cage and make lightning around me. " I stated sarcastically.

"Physics?.. Look do you want a room here or what."

"..yes." I scowled in defeat. This dog might not be as stupid after all..

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