Author's Note: Ok, don't judge me too harshly, I was really really bored when I wrote this. I know it turned out crappy, but it's my first song parody. I apologize in advance.


The Gundam Connection (sung to the tune of Rainbow Connection)


Why are there so many

Fanfics about Gundams

And who they're supposed to fight?

Gundams are legends

But only mobile suits

And whoever sees them must die!

So they've been ordered

They have to obey it

Know all they want is peace

Someday we'll find it

The Gundam Connection

The doctors, the pilots, and me!


Who said that all battles

Would be won and end neatly

Because that's not the case

Heero self-destructs

And Quatre's gone Zero-nuts

Till Trowa takes Heero's place

When Wing is in bits and Trowa can't remember shit,

What's the whole point anyway?

Someday we'll find it

The Gundam Connection

The doctors, the pilots, and me!

All of us in this cartoon

We know that it's going to end badly


Have you ever noticed

That WuFei's a real cutie

And Duo is hotter than the sun?

Quatre is a sweetie

And Trowa is yummy,

But Heero's the sexiest one!

Zechs and Treize are ok too,

But all the girls have weird eyebrows!

Someday we'll find it

The Gundam Connection

The doctors, the pilots, and me!

Laaa dada deee dada doooo,

Laa daaa dada daaa deee daaa doooo!