A/N: For Dextra2's Famous Movie Quote prompt. Just a few short one-shots from season 1. Pairings: Spitfire. Chalant. Spitfire again. More useless fluff, but who doesn't like fluff?
I don't own the quote from Forrest Gump. Also don't own the quote from Alice in Wonderland (Disney's '51 animated version), or the one from Flash Gordon/ "Flash" by Queen. Or (much I as I wish I did) Batman: Under the Red Hood.
Or "Say Yes to the Dress", for that matter.
("My mama always said 'stupid is as stupid does.'")
("But, but I don't want to go among mad people" [Alice] "Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. Ahaha, ahahahahaha. You may have notice I'm not all there myself." [Cheshire Cat])
('Check me out, I'm Robin, the Boy Wonder!'")
("Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the earth!")
[Break]
Kid Flash hit the power button repeatedly. "Why wouldn't the TV turn on?" He whined.
"It is on, Kid Genius." said Artemis. She looked up from the arrow she was making. "The TV's on DVD/Blue ray, not TV."
"And you didn't tell me this earlier…..why?" grumbled Kid Flash. He zoomed over to the TV and hit the button switching the TV so it showed shows.
"Cause I hate your TV shows." Artemis said calmly. "If you make me watch another episode of "Say Yes to the Dress", I will shove one of my arrows so far-"
"Nah, you love me too much to do that." Kid Flash replied. He grinned at her.
"Fine. But you still can't tell when the TV's set for DVDs." she replied. She set her arrow on the pile of finished ones, and picked up a metal arrow head and a shaft.
"How long are you gonna rub that in?" Kid Flash inquired.
"A LONG time. After all 'as my mama used to say-'' She began.
"-Stupid is as stupid does.'" They finished together. They'd seen that movie with the rest of the Team a few weeks ago on Movie Night.
[Break]
Robin let go of the high bar. He flipped twice and landed on the mat. "And he sticks the landing!" He cheered.
Clapping from the doorway distracted him. "Well done, Wonder Boy. You only nearly killed yourself….ten times, maybe? Or was it eleven?" Zatanna said. She walked into the room.
"Relax, Zee. I've been doing this since I was 3." He replied. "Besides, being a hero's dangerous."
She rolled her eyes. "'But, but I don't want to go among mad people.'" She said.
"'Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here.'" said Robin. He kissed her softly on the cheek and cackled. "' You may have notice I'm not all there myself." With that he vanished.
"Ever the ninja." Zatanna replied. "Why'd you even watch that movie anyway?"
She heard laughter from above. She looked. Robin was playing on the rings. "Research."
"A) How'd you get up there," she said, watching him perform crazy stunts on the rings, "And B) What do you mean 'research'?"
"A few years ago, this Mad Hatter wannabe was terrorizing Gotham. So Bruce turned the movie into family night." He replied. "As for the other, check me out, I'm Robin, the Boy Wonder. I can do anything."
"Of course. When you're done, Wonder Boy, come have lunch with the Team." she replied. She exited the room, leaving the cackling boy to perform crazy stunts on the Mountain's gymnastic equipment.
[break]
"KID FLASH! KID FLASH, I LOVE YOU! BUT WE ONLY HAVE 14 HOURS TO SAVE THE EARTH!" Artemis shouted. She raced into the room where Wally and Robin where relaxing.
"What? Artemis, we're relaxing." he said. He was totally. focused on the video game in his hand.
Robin cackled. "That's not the quote." He said. He was ahead of Kid Flash by a few feet.
"I know. But I thought it was funnier this way." she said. "I'm bored."
"To bad, babe." Kid Flash said. "Wait till I beat Rob."
"You don't have a snowballs chance on Apokolips." Robin replied.
Artemis shook her head, and left them to it.
