Hello chums , this is a story i've been writing on tumblr.
It is not serious obviously. You would have to be mental to think so.
Hope you enjoy it it has roughly 7 million chapters.
Chapter 1.
One fine day in the forest of pantaloons a young girl manly man was dancing through the trees on the look out for his beloved punky-poo.
Why hello there Festus , may i say. You are looking simply ravishing this evening. Who is the lucky chap
Oh . Mr Rude! You are charming , i m going to meet my Prince Punk . I see your hear for a visit , you have lovely wings. Thy match your perm perfectly. Festus exclaimed shyly.
Ohoho , well you be careful there , i know all about him. I ll be off now. God bless you child. God bless .
Festus gasped as Rick flew in to the night , how ravishing he looked. His bum rippling in the wind. But there was no time to gaze. He had to see Punk!.
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Gaining speed he rushed towards Punks house. His breast popping out of his prety dress.
No time to fix that , plus it s a good look anyway. He thought to himself.
Turning the corner he reached his destination , he quickly opened the door wanting to surprise his lover boy.
My loooooove , i m here! He shouted and batted his eye lids .
But there was no answer. Festus was getting worried. He decided to channel scooby doo and investigate.
It didn t take love for festus to reach the bedroom , he d never been invited in by punk of course. But it didn t stop him from hiding in the closet to watch his prince sleep.
And there he was. In the arms of another. Smooching.
Festus felt i ll. He recognised the man immediately. It was that hussy Black John Cena. He glanced at the solid pointy breasts and felt i ll. How could this be? How could his Saviour betray him like this?
Festus ran , all the way he expected to feel a calming hand on his head again but there was none. Oh lord.
He ran boobie flapping. Where he was going? Even he didn t know.