Superhero Names

Disclaimer: I Do not own these characters...but can you picture the boys in spandex -drools-

Third Person

"Alice I am bored. What doya wanna do?" Emmett asked whiningly.

"I had a vision about this and DAMN it was funny...we can think of superhero names for everyone." Alice laughed.

"Okay works for me...Lets get everyone over here to think of names together..."Emmett said.

"HEY!! Get your asses down here!" Alice screamed.

"Geez Alice, chill" Edward said as everyone walked into the living room and sat down on the sofa's.

"Okay what's up I want to finish installing the new carburetor on my car." Rosalie grunted.

"Okay so Alice had the idea to think of superhero names for everyone." Emmett Explained.

"Well that's easy for me. I'll be Ms. Sexy. Can I leave now?" Rosalie asked.

"NO!!" Emmett Yelled.

"I have an Idea for Rosalie's name. She can be the 'Tenacious R' " Jasper said quietly.

"I second that!" Edward exclaimed.

"Well if we are all in agreement with that lets go choose Jasper's name." Carlisle said authoritatively.

" Well since he is such a smart ass I think his name should be 'Emo boy.' " Rosalie spat.

"I Agree!!" Emmett laughed.

" Well what is my name going to be!!" Alice squealed.

"Like you don't already know!" Esme said.

"Well so do I. Yes. I think Alice should be 'Messenger Bag Girl.' " Edward said.

"I SOOO agree with that." Jasper said.

"Okay so now Edward, Esme, Me, and Emmett need superhero names." Carlisle said.

"Well you have a very easy name I don't even have to think about that...'The Doctor' "Emmett scoffed.

"OOH! OOH! I second that notion. You can wear an eye patch and sit in a bubble chair petting a kitty!!" Alice squealed.

" I have an idea for Edward. 'Piano Man.' " Esme said.

"I second that one." Carlisle said.

"HEY! I have a really good one for Emmie here. He can be 'Grizzly Boy'" Alice said.

"I agree with that!" Emmett said.

"...Esme can be 'the official decorator of our lair' and 'Carlisle's slave'" Rosalie added.

" I agree with that except for the slave part."

"FINNNNEEEE!" Rosalie said and ran out the door to her garage.

"YEAH I CAN GO SHOPPING AND MAKE OUR COSTUMES!! COME ON JASPER!!" Alice yelled.

A.N.

If I get good feedback from this one-shot I'll add more chapters. But only after I finish one of my stories.

Hope you liked it!

Please R & R.

Special thanks to Lucytheslut. Random conversations gave me this idea and she helped me come up with some of the names. And she named me!! YEAH!! Also read her stories they are great!!

3 Savanna (Messenger Girl)