To all my readers, I had been inspired to write this fanfiction after reading the Haruhi Suzumiya fanfic, 'You Got HaruhiRoll'd' by superstarultra, which in turn was inspired by 'You Got LuluRolled!' by Roxius. So, if you've read either, you'll probably know what's coming. If you don't, this is a list of what I threw in here.
Wanton Violence
Character Bashing
Shameless Parodies
Major OOCness
Randomness
Language
Sexual References and Situations
and Crack Pairings.
So now you know what ingredients went into this vile concoction. On with the Crackfic!
Now, I wanted to start this fanfiction off as randomly as possible. So, I went through my options, and narrowed it down to this: The Fallen singing Dethlok music badly.
Enjoy the horrible lyrics!
AWAKEN:
"Master, I am sorry for failing," Megatron stated solemnly.
"I believe I need some time alone to contemplate the destruction of the AllSpark," the Fallen muttered. Megatron nodded, and left the room.
When he was sure Megatron was gone, the Fallen got up from his seat, and grabbed the Karaoke Machine, and tuned his MP3 to Dethlok's song, "Awaken Mustakrakish."
"Mustakrakish... Mustakrakish..." the Fallen spoke, "The time has come... to awaken him..."
And now, he sung.
"I call upon the ancient lords of the under world to bring forth this beast and...
Awaken
Awaken
Awaken
Awaken
Take the universe,
That must be taken.
Awaken
Awaken
Awaken
Awaken
Devour worlds,
Smite forsaken.
Rise up from your thousand year-old sleep,
Break forth from your grave eternally
I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise and,
AWAKEN!"
"Uh... Master?" Megatron stared at his master.
"... Yes, I enjoy singing. It's a great de-stresser," the Fallen growled.
"... Might it help to have had singing lessons?" Megatron muttered, a smirk on his face.
There you go. The Fallen singing Dethlok. I own nothing.