I like to say this is my first SSBM fanfic. I do own both Super Smash Brothers games. I will mostly use Bowser, Kirby, Pichu, Marth, Roy, Falco, Ness, and Link in this fic and they are the main characters. Mr. Game and Watch will be a side main character along with the Ice Climbers. Now on with, Smash Star Racers 2000!

It was a normal day, I think. The smashers were in the mansion just hanging around. Ness came running from the bathroom.

Ness: I'm a big kid now!

C. Falcon: You do know that was gay?

Ness: Nope.

Falco: Hey, what's for breakfast?

C. Falcon: I don't know. Peach is cooking.

Falco: Ok.

Peach: NO!

C. Falcon: WHAT IS IT?

Peach: WE RAN OUT OF EGGS! HELP!

C. Falcon: Hey Ness, Falco, wanna go race?

Ness: Sure.

Falco: Fine with me.

Peach: WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING?

They ignore her and then Link walks in.

Link: What's for breakfast?

Peach: HELP!

Link: I'm coming!

Link ran up the stairs and found Peach showing him an empty egg carton.

Link: What's wrong?

Peach: WE RAN OUT OFF EGGS!

Link walks downstairs and then watches T.V. ignoring Peach.

Peach: PLEASE SOMEONE HELP!

Samus: Shut up! I'm coming.

Samus walks to the kitchen and opens the refrigerator that shows ten full egg cartons.

Samus: Now shut up. I need to get some sleep.

Yoshi walks to the fridge and then grabs all ten cartons and empty them in his mouth. Peach just stood there as Yoshi ate all 120 eggs.

Yoshi: YUM!

Yoshi walk away as Peach just stands there, then slowly grabs a butcher knife.

Bowser walks in the living room with some magazines. Pichu also walks in.

Bowser: Oh, yeah baby.

Pichu: Pi pi chu? (What's that?)

Bowser: Um, stuff.

Pichu sees it and then calls Master Hand over.

MH: Bowser, now we don't have that stuff here.

Bowser: Aww man.

MH: Here Pichu for being a good little scout.

MH Hands Pichu a cookie.

Outside….

Falco: Three, two, one, go!

They all ran and then turned. They all stopped as they saw Peach holding Yoshi while holding up the knife to his throat.

Peach: Get, the, smashers, and, go, to, the, mall, so, I, can, get, eggs.

They just walk away as Yoshi struggles. Then Peach strikes. Now thunder is heard, and then, no more thunder.

Back inside…

Master Hand: SMASHERS, GET UP HERE NOW!

Only 23 got up there as MH showed empty eggs.

MH: You all have to go and get more eggs!

All: no….

MH: What was that?

All:……

Kirby: Your mom's gay.

MH blasts Kirby with an electric ball. Kirby just ran in pain.

C Falcon: Can we just go back? It was Yoshi's fault, wait. Where is the damn thing?

Falco: Where's Peach?

Pichu: Oh-no.

Pickachu: Oh-no.

Zelda: Oh-no.

Bowser: Oh-yeah!

They stare at Bowser.

MH: Well that was strange. Everyone go where ever now.

They all left to do their whatever.

Ness: Yipee!

Ness ran at a wall, making it crash on him.

Bowser: I just fed himcrack because he thought it was sugar. Plus he was annoying me.

Ness: I like ponies.

Ness then ran into Ganondorf, who got mad. He picked up Ness and then threw him at the hallway, but hit Marth.

Marth: Why the heck did you do that?

Ganondorf: Why are you in a dress?

Marth: Why do you think it's a dress?

Ganondorf: Why do you act like a girl?

Marth: Because it's a free country.

Ganondorf: Freak.

Ganondorf walks away.

Then Kirby (Who wasn't screaming anymore) walks in. He sees thecrack that was left on the table.

Ness: That was good sugar!

Kirby: That wasn't sugar. That was crack. And who eats stuff in here?

Ness: I like ponies.

Kirby: Go jump off the roof. If you do I'll give you a shiny penny.

Ness: I like ponies.

Ness then ran to the attic as Pichu walked down the stairs.

Pichu: Pi? (Why is Ness up there?)

Kirby: I have no idea.

Kirby goes and watches T.V. Pichu goes to the kitchen.

Pichu: Pi, pi chu. (I'm thirsty. I'll make a smoothie.)

Pichu pulls out mangos, bananas, apples, and then the blender. But then she tastes it and it's a little bitter. So then she thinks.

Pichu: Pichu. (Needs sugar.)

Pichu spots thecrack on the table.

Pichu: PI! (Sugar!)

Pichu throws thecrack in and then blends. She then goes to the bathroom. Pikachu walks in.

Pikachu: Ooo, a smoothie!

Pikachu gets a glass and drinks. Then Pikachu started to shake.

Bowser: Who made this? It's good!

Pikachu: HIYA!

Pikachu then ran outside.

Kirby: Oh, wait. I forgot about Ness.

Kirby walked outside and then saw Ness jumping headfirst. He landed on the ground. He then didn't move. Repeat, Not moving.

Kirby: Well, I get to keep my penny.

Pikachu then runs back in.

Bowser: What's up with him?

Kirby: I don't know. He got a smoothie, then went hyper.

Just then Link and Marth walk outside.

Link: What is wrong with Pikachu?

Bowser: Is there even anything right with him?

Marth: I don't know.

Bowser: Marth, why do you wear a dress?

Marth: I already went through this with Ganondorf.

Bowser: Damn.

Link: I'm going to get a drink from the blender.

Kirby: Be my guest. Then laughs.

Thunder scene again.

Link: Why does that happen?

Lighting strikes Link.

Link: AHHHHHH!

Link runs inside crying in pain.

Bowser laughs evilly.

Marth: Why do you have to be so evil?

Bowser: I was born like that fool.

Marth: Why say fool? What is the point?

Bowser walks over and twists Marth's back. Marth then bends over. Bowser then fixes his back, by twisting.

Marth was walking like an old lady.

Bowser: Walk strait now!

Marth: You half broke my back!

Bowser: Mwuhahaha!

Kirby: Morons.

Ness then gets up.

Ness: Why was I there?

Kirby: Wait, how are you still alive?

Ness: I have no idea.

Bowser then walks inside along with Marth.

Kirby: Hey, there's the newspaper.

Ness and Kirby walk over and get it. Then they get shocked.

Back inside….

Bowser turns on something. It was the news channel. He was about to change it, but then Falco (Who was next to him) stopped him.

Falco: Look at what it says!

News Reporter #1: Just then, we have had a second annual race. It will be held at the Girtzy Desert.

News Reporter #2: Yes, and the prize is 100,000,000,000,000 trillion dollars. To enter, you must be partnered with someone and also have an automobile.

Bowser and Falco have their mouths hanging open. Then they headed to the garage, but then saw the bus being turned on.

Ness: TO LATE LOSER!

Kirby: HAHAHA!

They both ride out of the garage.

Bowser: Damn!

Falco: Quickly, to Fox's airwing!

They both run back inside while Marth and Link walk outside and see the newspaper.

Link: Who left this?

Link read it and then turned to Marth.

Marth: What?

Link: Read this.

They went inside, then they both got shocked.

They both read it, then run to the nearest store, and also throwing the paper on the table.

Pichu was feeling bad. She kept on having to go to the bathroom. This time, she got the paper and then went in.

Pichu: Pi, pichu. (Finally.)

She reads it, and Roy was at the door.

Roy: Pichu, hurry up! Zelda has the second bathroom, and Peach has been in the third bathroom for 4 hours already. Hurry up! I'm going to blow!

Inside the bathroom, Pichu is staring at the paper. She then rushes out of the bathroom. She knocks into Roy who lets it go in his pants.

Roy: I just had these cleaned!

Pichu: Pi, pi! (Look!)

Pichu points a spot in the newspaper. Roy stares.

They both then run to the attic.

Roy: Master Hand should keep extra car parts here.

Pichu: Pichu. (I agree.)

Roy: Why does he keep koopaporn in here though?

Roy shows Pichu a dirty magazine.

Pichu: Pi, pichu? (Wait a sec?)

Flashback.

Bowser walks in the living room with some magazines. Pichu also walks in.

Bowser: Oh, yeah baby.

Pichu: Pi pi chu? (What's that?)

Bowser: Um, stuff.

Pichu sees it and then calls MH over.

MH: Bowser, now we don't have that stuff here.

Bowser: Aww man.

MH: Here Pichu for being a good little scout.

MH Hands Pichu a cookie.

Flashback ends.

Pichu: Pi pichu! (Now I remember!)

Roy hears the whole thing.

Roy: Nasty.

They then find car parts. They then began building.

Back in the living room. Mr. Game and Watch is watching Sesame Street. He claps at one of the parts. The Ice Climbers walk in.

Popo: Why is he going hyper on something like that?

Nana: It's exciting to him I guess.

Popo sits down and changes the channel. Mr. Game and Watch stomps.

Mr. Game: BEEP! ( What the (beep) are you doing!)

They watch the news, and yet again, the race appears. Nana and Popo get excited.

They both rush out of the door. Mr. Game and Watch then changes the channel back, but then a report appears.

Report guy #1: I am sorry, but Sesame Street will no longer show because of all the episodes finishing.

Mr. Game and Watch then throws the T.V. at the floor.

Mr. Game: Beep, beep, ring! Ring, ring, Beep! (Since they're going on an adventure, I'll go on one too! To bring back my show!)

Mr. Game and Watch then walks out.

That was chapter one. I know that the beganing didn't make since, but I wanted to make it funny.

Link: That wasn't funny.

Marth: I know.

Dracule Mihawk: So, I wrote it!

Link: Kill him.

What will happen next? Why is Mr. Game and Watch obsessed with Sesame Street? Why is the race happening? Will my infection on the knee heal? Can Mario get a part? Will I beat the game, Kingdom Hearts on Saturday? CanTohru win Kyou's heart?And why is Link tying me to a chair? Find out on the next Chapter!

P.S. Not all the answers shall be answered. Blah.