(I only misspell things in their speech this story because they are little kids who don't talk that properly…SO GET OFF MY TUSHIE!! Oooopsss! I didn't have my coffee this morning…)
Prologue…
(Yeah, Yeah…it's short, okay?)
Shikamaru Naara stood on the playground of Konoha Kindergarten, in the sandbox. He was staring at Ino. She was laughing and playing dolls with Sakura. "Shika!" Naruto yelled. "Oh? Huh? What?" Shikamaru asked, snapping out of it. "I put, like, a gazillion gallons of sand down you pants and you haven't even noticed!!" He suddenly noticed the feeling. He screamed. "Mr. Hatake!" he screamed, "Naruto put sand in my shorts!" "That's because he said bad things about my mom!" Naruto yelled. Kakashi sighed. "You two!" he yelled, "Time out!" They mumbled something under their breaths as they headed inside. "This is your fault!" Shikamaru complained, "You put sand in my pants! How troublesome! How am I supposed to poop now?"
Naruto thought for a moment. "Um…through your mouth?" They walked to the corner. Shikamaru glared at Naruto. "Why did I have to take the fall for your stupid-headedness?" Naruto thought for another moment. "Because you were a tattle-tell…" Shikamaru grumbled something else involving the words 'troublesome' and 'a drag'. "Why weren't you paying atunshin?" Naruto asked, he wasn't so good with vocabulary. Shikamaru watched him in confusion. Naruto glared at him. "Were you staring at Ino again?" he asked. Shikamaru shook his head his in embarrassment, blushing. Naruto smirked. "Shika and Ino sitting in a tree!" he started singing, "K-I-F-F-M-N-G!" Shikamaru glared at him. "It's K-I-S-S-I-N-G! You idiot!" Naruto shrugged.
"Dunno," he muttered, "I dunno the alkashmet…" "It's Al-pha- bet!!" Shikamaru enunciated, annoyed. Naruto looked at him quizzically. "You know," he said, "if you want to get her attunshin, just do what I do…Do things to get her attunshin…" "Like how you put that giant lizard in Sakura's lunchbox?" Shikamaru asked. Naruto nodded. Shikamaru considered this.
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Shikamaru sat next to Ino during arts and crafts. He smirked in her direction as he placed her hair in a jar of paste. She screamed. "Mr. Hatake! Shikamaru put my hair in paste!" Kakashi groaned. Ino pushed Shika. He pushed her back. She bumped into Sasuke who pushed her in Shika's direction. Her hair mixed with his, and by that time the paste was dry. Boy, they really do mean 'quick dry'…She screamed again. "Mr. Hatake!!" "Get in the corner for time out before I kill you two!!" Kakashi yelled, extremely irritated, he surly hated kids.
Shikamaru and Ino walked the corner. She glared at him. "I hate you," she grumbled. "I hate you more," he said. She turned her head away, yanking his hair. He winced, but then grinned. He didn't hate her at all. He was just happy that he was at her side.
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Minutes later…
Ino screamed. "Mr. Hatake! Shikamaru put a roach in my panties!!" Shikamaru shrugged. "It looked like he would like it…"
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More minutes later…
"Mr Hatake!! Shikamaru used my hair for a paint brush!!"
"You hair was so gross and icky that I mistook it for one."
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(Sigh) Again, Minutes later…
"AAAAAAH! Mr. Hatake! Shikamaru touched my booty!"
"Don't flatter yourself. It was using the back of you skirt to wipe the mud off my hands."
"You were? Oh…Mr Hatake!!"
"Go to hell!" Kakashi screamed. Everyone stared at him. "I didn't have my coffee this morning," he explained.