Well, I walk into the room
Passing out kisses and chills
And it kills and it thrills like Voldemort on speed pills
And I buy the bar a double round of butterbeer
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
Cause I jump up on my broom
and I fly into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the witches
They are so pretty
Flying up and down Hogsmeade main
on my Firebolt it's a joy
And the witches say
Save a broom, ride the wizard-boy.
Everybody says
Save a broom, ride the wizard-boy
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and free flying
While the witches are drinking
Butterbeers on down!
And I wouldn't trade my Firebolt
or my Nibmus for your Cleansweep
You daft freak
I'm the only boy wizard left in this town
Cause I jump up on my broom
and I fly into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the witches
They are so pretty
Flying up and down Hogsmeade main
on my Firebolt it's a joy
And the witches say
Save a broom, ride the wizard-boy.
Everybody says
Save a broom, ride the wizard-boy
(Spoken:)
Though Voldemort is dead
that's what is said
He'll be back stirring up dread
As I was gettin' buzzed butterbeer, cuz
Out on some back country road.
We were flying high
Flippin, dive, having ourselves a big and good time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my survival reputation
Had me begging for salvation
all night long
So I took her out to the Shrieking Shack
Introduced her to my uncle Sirius Black
And showed her every bloody spell I could think of
And we made love
Cause I jump up on my broom
and I fly into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the witches
They are so pretty
Flying up and down Hogsmeade main
on my Firebolt it's a joy
And the witches say
Save a broom, ride the wizard-boy.
Everybody says
Save a broom, ride the wizard-boy
What? What?
Save a broom, ride the wizard-boy.
Everybody says
Save a broom, ride the wizard-boy.