"Ta-Da!!" Chandler stood at the doorway carrying a big cat. "Meet Mr.
Goofer!" Everyone looked at him, surprised. After 20 seconds of silence-
"AUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG................" Ross screamed on and on and on and on for 200 straight seconds. Then, after turning extremely red, he ran straight into Joey's room.
"Um........., can someone tell me what the heck just happened?" asked Chandler, startled.
"Well, honey, its really no big deal-"began Monica.
"YES IT ARE!!!" screamed Ross from his room.
"You mean 'is' or 'was' not 'are', Ross" corrected Monica.
"I don't care!" shouted Ross.
"Ross! Don't be such a baby. Psh, and you went to college." Monica said.
"I'm not a baby!" Then Ross began to cry and suck on his thumb.
"Monica, what did I do wrong?" asked Chandler.
"Well, when Ross was 5, he was scratched by a cat and-"
"It was BLEEDING!!" interrupted Ross.
"and he cried for five hours straight because of it-"
"5 hours and 2 minutes and 2 seconds, smart one!!" Ross cried.
"and he thought that he was going to run out of blood-"
"I almost did!!!"
"and in 4 days the scratch didn't hurt anymore-"
"It was 5 days and 5 hours and 5 minutes and 5 seconds!!!"
"ROSS!!" Monica grew very angry. "Just what I had to get, an older, baby brother, arggg.........Lets go back to my place, Chandler. Oh, and ...." Monica paused and looked at the cat, "bring the cat." They left the room leaving Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey.
"Okay, what just happened?" asked Joey, dumbstruck.
"AUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG................" Ross screamed on and on and on and on for 200 straight seconds. Then, after turning extremely red, he ran straight into Joey's room.
"Um........., can someone tell me what the heck just happened?" asked Chandler, startled.
"Well, honey, its really no big deal-"began Monica.
"YES IT ARE!!!" screamed Ross from his room.
"You mean 'is' or 'was' not 'are', Ross" corrected Monica.
"I don't care!" shouted Ross.
"Ross! Don't be such a baby. Psh, and you went to college." Monica said.
"I'm not a baby!" Then Ross began to cry and suck on his thumb.
"Monica, what did I do wrong?" asked Chandler.
"Well, when Ross was 5, he was scratched by a cat and-"
"It was BLEEDING!!" interrupted Ross.
"and he cried for five hours straight because of it-"
"5 hours and 2 minutes and 2 seconds, smart one!!" Ross cried.
"and he thought that he was going to run out of blood-"
"I almost did!!!"
"and in 4 days the scratch didn't hurt anymore-"
"It was 5 days and 5 hours and 5 minutes and 5 seconds!!!"
"ROSS!!" Monica grew very angry. "Just what I had to get, an older, baby brother, arggg.........Lets go back to my place, Chandler. Oh, and ...." Monica paused and looked at the cat, "bring the cat." They left the room leaving Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey.
"Okay, what just happened?" asked Joey, dumbstruck.