Naruto's Guide to Grammar!!!!
Starring Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the Cheeto I just put in my mouth.
"Helloooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Naruto.
"Shut up. Just shut up." Sasuke said. "Now tell them what we are doing . . . quietly."
"Okay! We are going to tell you about grammar!!!!! 'Cause apparently some of you failed to pass Freshman English."
"The first thing is there, their and they're. It may seem confusing but it's really not. Naruto give them an example of incorrect usage."
"KAY! Here in my hand is the key to Iruka and Kakashi's house. It's there key! That was wrong."
"Their is used to show possession, so correct usage would be it is their heads on the table."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! And there is like the ramen stand is over there. See! If I can do this so can you."
"Now there is a contraction meaning it takes two words and puts them together. They're means they are. For example they're really giving me a headache."
"Okay! Now we're done!!"
-Bang!-
"Ow! What was that for?! Teme!"
"We aren't done yet. We still have to talk about the s' at the end of words. Explain the apostrophe s."
"Fine! So if you are trying to that a certain thing belongs to one single person you use an apostrophe. Like this is Kiba's house key!"
"If something is plural meaning more than one you just add an s without the apostrophe."
"Like I have so many house keys!"
"How many do you have anyway?"
"Like a million!! See! This one is yours!!"
"What?! Where in the h*ll did you get that?!"
"Um . . . I found it."
-Door slamming-
"NARUTO!"
-Door slamming-
Naruto and Sasuke have left the building.