Farm Boys Revenge
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the sailor moon or dbz characters. If you somehow feel that I am claiming this and decide to sue me, you will get nothing but cheese curls and a rubber ducky.
It was a warm spring day at the Son's house, Goku and Gohan were training in the backyard while Goten helped ChiChi in the kitchen. It had been quiet for awhile nothing much going on. So the days were spent training and chilling.
"GOKU! I ASKED YOU HALF AN HOUR AGO TO CLEAN THE LIVING ROOM! I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS IN HERE THIS MINUTE, I'M COMING OUT THERE!" ChiChi shouted from the doorway, frying pan firmly in her hand.
"Godamn it ChiChi! No I will not come in there and clean the living room!" He shouted still hovering above the ground with Gohan looking on. He had never seen his dad like this before.
"I'm sick of this. People think that just because I'm not a rocket scientist they can order me around! Well ChiChi, you won't have this Farm Boy to boss around anymore! I'm leaving!" He yelled then flew off into the distance.
"GOKU! Goku…" ChiChi watched as her husband flew off into the distance.
**3 days later**
"Oh Bulma, I just don't know what to think…I mean he's flown off before but he's always come back before dinner." ChiChi sobbed as Bulma tried to comfort her friend.
"It's ok ChiChi, I'm sure Goku will come back…he just needed to blow off some steam." Bulma said patting her friend on the shoulder.
Just then there was a loud explosion outside and a very angry looking Vegeta walked in totally covered in soot. His hair, which was always up anyway, looked as if it had had an extra lift and was all burned.
"VEGETA! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?!?!?" Bulma stood up knocking her chair over in the process.
"I was…training…yes training…in the gravity…grr..Gravity room. The control panel shorted and it exploded." Vegeta recalled the events of the last 5 minutes shakily.
"That shouldn't have happened. I just checked the gravity room this morning and everything was fine. Go upstairs and get cleaned up and I'll have a look at it." She said as she ran over to Vegeta and scurried him off upstairs.
There was a knock on the front door and Bulma went over to open it revealing a very distressed Trunks. He was standing in front of Bulma wearing tattered pants, t-shirt, and a backward baseball cap. Something else was amiss as well. His hair…it…it was…it was PINK!
"OH MY GOOD GOLLY GEE TRUNKS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" Bulma asked in a raised voice so that nearly everyone currently on Capsule Corps. property stopped what they were doing and looked in the direction on the scream. (Oh and by the way… I know Bulma would never…NEVER say anything like that but it's 10pm and I am extremely tired. I just had this idea and had to right it down. Please don't hurt me…cringes in fear…)
"Well…I was flying here from Goten's…and I was…ummmm…I was…" he stuttered.
"YOU WERE WHAT?" Bulma yelled at trunks violently shaking him so his now pink hair swayed in the wind.
"I was struck by this wave of power. It felt so familiar but I can't put my finger on it." Trunks finally finished.
"Ohh…my I'm sorry honey, come in!" Bulma said noticing they were standing outside receiving some very…interesting looks from passers by. "You know this is all very strange. First Goku flies off, then the gravity room explodes with Vegeta in it, now you and your little "incident." I know all of these events are connected in some way but I just can't connect them. (Duh! I couldn't think of the right sentence structure but you get the idea.)
Bulma and Trunks joined ChiChi and a now clean Vegeta at the kitchen table to discuss the day's events. Meanwhile out side, a figure covered in the shadows, crept along under the window listening to their conversation. When the group traveled into the kitchen the figure lowly crept away.
"I bet they don't think I'm such a loser now. Or if they do…well I'm sure I can think of a few more little tricks that will leave them regretting ever crossing this farm boy." Goku laughed to himself as he flew away carefully trying to repress his ki, hopping (IM not sure if that is the right way to spell it) that no one would sense him. He didn't want them to find out what he was doing just yet.
**The next morning******************************************************
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE!" Vegeta roared as he opened his closet door only to find nothing but pink "Badman" shirts. "SOMETHING I GOING ON AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT!" He shouted to Bulma as she entered the room.
"Calm down Vegeta." She tried to soothe him. "Someone is obviously doing this to get you upset. Now just calm down and we will figure this out."
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR?" Vegeta question.
"Vegeta, honey…did you check your drawer? You should have some clothes in there." Bulma suggested trying to sound rational.
"Mmnfnsnff…" Vegeta mumbled under his breath walking to the chest of drawers and pulling out an outfit, which wasn't pink, and going into the bathroom to change.
Vegeta had changed and had gone out to the newly fixed gravity room to train. Bulma and ChiChi sat discussing yesterday's events over coffee. It didn't seem like anything out of the ordinary had happened, Bulma had figured that Trunks or someone else was trying to get to Vegeta and didn't look to much into it.
"MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!" Goten's voice range thought the halls and he burst in through Bulma's front door and into the kitchen looking for his mother.
"Goten…honey…why don't you take your hand off your forehead and talk to us. And don't you know it's not good manners to barge into someone's house without being invited in? Even Trunks knocked on the door the other day, and he lives here!" ChiChi scolded as Goten ran full force into the kitchen.
"I'm sorry Bulma…and I would really…really like to take my hand off my head. It's just that I can't." Goten said lowering his eyes to the ground.
"It's ok Goten, all is forgiven…what do you mean you can't take your hand off of your head?" Bulma asked raising her eyebrow.
"Ummm…I woke up this morning and scratched my head and went to move my hand and I couldn't. It's just stuck there. I was hoping either you or my mom could help me get it off." He answered with a sheepish grin.
"Goten, if you woke up and couldn't take your hand away…how did you get dressed this morning?" ChiChi asked.
"Well…ummm…let's just say it was a challenge."
The next hour was spent using every adhesive remover to get Goten's hand unstuck. Many tries with different removers were attempted but nothing seemed to be working. Goku was currently outside the house rolling in the grass with laughter. He was laughing so hard that he didn't realize he was being watched. He stopped laughing when a shadow fell over him. He looked up seeing a very agitated Goten looking down on him with a large red mark on his forehead where his hand had been glued. Goku couldn't hold it back…he began convulsing with laughter again pointing a finger at Goten.
"Dad? What are you laughing at? YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU!" Goten suddenly caught on.
Ok that's it for the first chapter. I know it was short but this isn't going to be much longer anyway. If you read this and don't like it please don't hurt me for doing this to the dbz characters. I don't mean them any disrespect but I think somehow the government is putting drugs in our food to dope us up. Please don't hurt me. Hehehehee! Till next time.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the sailor moon or dbz characters. If you somehow feel that I am claiming this and decide to sue me, you will get nothing but cheese curls and a rubber ducky.
It was a warm spring day at the Son's house, Goku and Gohan were training in the backyard while Goten helped ChiChi in the kitchen. It had been quiet for awhile nothing much going on. So the days were spent training and chilling.
"GOKU! I ASKED YOU HALF AN HOUR AGO TO CLEAN THE LIVING ROOM! I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS IN HERE THIS MINUTE, I'M COMING OUT THERE!" ChiChi shouted from the doorway, frying pan firmly in her hand.
"Godamn it ChiChi! No I will not come in there and clean the living room!" He shouted still hovering above the ground with Gohan looking on. He had never seen his dad like this before.
"I'm sick of this. People think that just because I'm not a rocket scientist they can order me around! Well ChiChi, you won't have this Farm Boy to boss around anymore! I'm leaving!" He yelled then flew off into the distance.
"GOKU! Goku…" ChiChi watched as her husband flew off into the distance.
**3 days later**
"Oh Bulma, I just don't know what to think…I mean he's flown off before but he's always come back before dinner." ChiChi sobbed as Bulma tried to comfort her friend.
"It's ok ChiChi, I'm sure Goku will come back…he just needed to blow off some steam." Bulma said patting her friend on the shoulder.
Just then there was a loud explosion outside and a very angry looking Vegeta walked in totally covered in soot. His hair, which was always up anyway, looked as if it had had an extra lift and was all burned.
"VEGETA! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?!?!?" Bulma stood up knocking her chair over in the process.
"I was…training…yes training…in the gravity…grr..Gravity room. The control panel shorted and it exploded." Vegeta recalled the events of the last 5 minutes shakily.
"That shouldn't have happened. I just checked the gravity room this morning and everything was fine. Go upstairs and get cleaned up and I'll have a look at it." She said as she ran over to Vegeta and scurried him off upstairs.
There was a knock on the front door and Bulma went over to open it revealing a very distressed Trunks. He was standing in front of Bulma wearing tattered pants, t-shirt, and a backward baseball cap. Something else was amiss as well. His hair…it…it was…it was PINK!
"OH MY GOOD GOLLY GEE TRUNKS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" Bulma asked in a raised voice so that nearly everyone currently on Capsule Corps. property stopped what they were doing and looked in the direction on the scream. (Oh and by the way… I know Bulma would never…NEVER say anything like that but it's 10pm and I am extremely tired. I just had this idea and had to right it down. Please don't hurt me…cringes in fear…)
"Well…I was flying here from Goten's…and I was…ummmm…I was…" he stuttered.
"YOU WERE WHAT?" Bulma yelled at trunks violently shaking him so his now pink hair swayed in the wind.
"I was struck by this wave of power. It felt so familiar but I can't put my finger on it." Trunks finally finished.
"Ohh…my I'm sorry honey, come in!" Bulma said noticing they were standing outside receiving some very…interesting looks from passers by. "You know this is all very strange. First Goku flies off, then the gravity room explodes with Vegeta in it, now you and your little "incident." I know all of these events are connected in some way but I just can't connect them. (Duh! I couldn't think of the right sentence structure but you get the idea.)
Bulma and Trunks joined ChiChi and a now clean Vegeta at the kitchen table to discuss the day's events. Meanwhile out side, a figure covered in the shadows, crept along under the window listening to their conversation. When the group traveled into the kitchen the figure lowly crept away.
"I bet they don't think I'm such a loser now. Or if they do…well I'm sure I can think of a few more little tricks that will leave them regretting ever crossing this farm boy." Goku laughed to himself as he flew away carefully trying to repress his ki, hopping (IM not sure if that is the right way to spell it) that no one would sense him. He didn't want them to find out what he was doing just yet.
**The next morning******************************************************
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE!" Vegeta roared as he opened his closet door only to find nothing but pink "Badman" shirts. "SOMETHING I GOING ON AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT!" He shouted to Bulma as she entered the room.
"Calm down Vegeta." She tried to soothe him. "Someone is obviously doing this to get you upset. Now just calm down and we will figure this out."
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR?" Vegeta question.
"Vegeta, honey…did you check your drawer? You should have some clothes in there." Bulma suggested trying to sound rational.
"Mmnfnsnff…" Vegeta mumbled under his breath walking to the chest of drawers and pulling out an outfit, which wasn't pink, and going into the bathroom to change.
Vegeta had changed and had gone out to the newly fixed gravity room to train. Bulma and ChiChi sat discussing yesterday's events over coffee. It didn't seem like anything out of the ordinary had happened, Bulma had figured that Trunks or someone else was trying to get to Vegeta and didn't look to much into it.
"MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!" Goten's voice range thought the halls and he burst in through Bulma's front door and into the kitchen looking for his mother.
"Goten…honey…why don't you take your hand off your forehead and talk to us. And don't you know it's not good manners to barge into someone's house without being invited in? Even Trunks knocked on the door the other day, and he lives here!" ChiChi scolded as Goten ran full force into the kitchen.
"I'm sorry Bulma…and I would really…really like to take my hand off my head. It's just that I can't." Goten said lowering his eyes to the ground.
"It's ok Goten, all is forgiven…what do you mean you can't take your hand off of your head?" Bulma asked raising her eyebrow.
"Ummm…I woke up this morning and scratched my head and went to move my hand and I couldn't. It's just stuck there. I was hoping either you or my mom could help me get it off." He answered with a sheepish grin.
"Goten, if you woke up and couldn't take your hand away…how did you get dressed this morning?" ChiChi asked.
"Well…ummm…let's just say it was a challenge."
The next hour was spent using every adhesive remover to get Goten's hand unstuck. Many tries with different removers were attempted but nothing seemed to be working. Goku was currently outside the house rolling in the grass with laughter. He was laughing so hard that he didn't realize he was being watched. He stopped laughing when a shadow fell over him. He looked up seeing a very agitated Goten looking down on him with a large red mark on his forehead where his hand had been glued. Goku couldn't hold it back…he began convulsing with laughter again pointing a finger at Goten.
"Dad? What are you laughing at? YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU!" Goten suddenly caught on.
Ok that's it for the first chapter. I know it was short but this isn't going to be much longer anyway. If you read this and don't like it please don't hurt me for doing this to the dbz characters. I don't mean them any disrespect but I think somehow the government is putting drugs in our food to dope us up. Please don't hurt me. Hehehehee! Till next time.