Ha ha! This will be one of my most fun fics to write! Ah! So please, people this is humor, and if I crack on your favorite character, then don't take it seriously! All right, have fun!

This is a major stupidity leak!

I don't own Avatar: TLA! Why don't they get it?

It had been mostly a quiet day for Aang, Katara, and Sokka. They just rode peacefully on appa's back. Aang steered, Katara daydreamed, and Sokka stared at the ocean.

Then Sokka suddenly yelled "Oh no. Guys, look! A fire nation ship!" "Aang, we better hurry up! We don't want to have to fight them." Said Katara.

"Okay then. Yi-" Then being cut off by Sokka.

"Wait! I think we should go down there, and fight!

"Why?" Yelled the water bender.

"Because, if we don't now, then they will be trailing us all the way to the north pole. If we ditch them now, we wont have any problems the whole way up!"

"I don't know. It sounds risky." The girl said worriedly.

"I think it's a good idea!" Chimed Aang.

"Alright, If you say so."

"Take him down Aang!" Yelled Sokka.

"Yip, yip!" Then they sailed down as fast as they could, and landed on the ship. When they landed they jumped of to into fighting stances, and realized the crew was giving them all weird looks. They looked around the ship to see red and gold decorations everywhere.

"Umm…are you throwing a party or something?"

"Then the elder man, that accompanied Zuko, stepped out.

"Yes, we are in fact.

"The Avatar! Get him!" screamed Zuko, jumping out of nowhere.

"Now, Zuko. You promised!"

"But-"

"No!"

"But it's-"

"No! You promised!"

" I don't even know how you got me to!"

Flashback

"Shh! Men, be quiet. Whispered Iroh as he and the crew slowly brought their heads above Zuko's bed while he was asleep. The men started to giggle as they thought of their plan.

"Zuko, Tomorrow will you come to music night. No distractions. Even if the Avatar shows up, you must stay." Zuko could hear them but was not conscious to what they where saying.

"Why should I?" He mumbled.

"Well…umm, uh, the girl with the Avatar will be there." Then a small smile crossed his face, and he agreed.

"Ten silver pieces man." Whispered a guy in the back

"Dang, I thought he didn't like girls." And handed his crewmate the money.

Flashback over

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Quickly retorted Iroh. Well at least now I didn't lie. "The point is, you can't capture him tonight."

"Uncle!"

"Don't uncle me, you promised." Then redirecting him-self to Aang, and the gang. "Now would you three like to stay for music night?"

"Umm, we should really be going."

"Non-sense! You must stay! We've got some new Karaoke scrolls!" He insisted with a huge smile on his face. Then Sokka leaned over to Aang and Katara, and whispered. "This guys really freaking me out." and the other two just nodded. After a second of Iroh smiling Katara, turned to them.

"Well he seems nice enough, and Zuko can't catch Aang tonight."

"Still we're on a FIRE NATION ship. Aangs not safe!"

Then Iroh cut in.

"Of course he'll be safe! I promise, fire generals honor." Then he crossed his hand over his heart."

"At least you still have honor!" Yelled Zuko, from behind.

"Oh stop pouting, you can try tomorrow."

"I hate you right now."

"Hate me today, love me tomorrow!"

For some reason, Aang trusted the old man and agreed to stay.

"I can't believe, the Avatar will be on my ship, and I can't catch him."

"Oh relax Zuko. This will be fun!" Chirped Iroh. "Well I want to do the first song!" Then a member of the crew came over with a helmet with little papers in them. Iroh dug his hand in it, and pulled apiece out.

"My first song is…

MWAHAHAHA! Cliffy! I already know what song it's gonna be! It's one of my favorites! It's also my aunts' theme song! Here's a hint it's by Queen!

Ahh! I can't wait! Almost every song on here is a song I love or hate, so be prepared! I love music! So this will be fun! If you want to hear a certain song then tell me!