Harry Potter: He's Nucking Futs!
Once upon a time there was a bored little girl who decided to make Harry Potter's life a living hell… Now enough about me, on with the story!
Ron Weasly was headed to the Gryffindor common room from dinner one evening when from behind a tapestry he hear some weird noises. From the memories of him and Lavender's "experiences" there was a couple making out back there. Ha-ha blackmail! I hope it's a smart couple! No homework for me!!
So he listened to see who it was. A few minutes later he ran to the tapestry and ripped it down. "Harry! Ginny! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing back here?!" Ron snapped.
"Aw, c'mon Ron. You said you were perfectly fine with me dating your sister!" Harry began to reason, not that Ron would listen.
"Yeah mate, I said you could date her, but this…" Ron gestured at them as if it explained EVERYTHING! Harry didn't even try to reason this time, Ron sounded like he'd rather kill him than look at him right now. Furiously, he began to rage into some speech about "proper" relationships but was cut off by his little sister.
"Right Ron, like YOU, of all freaking people should be getting on to US about 'proper' relationships. You and Lavender were attached by the tongue for about a year in PUBLIC. At least we had the decency to try to find some place PRIVATE!!" As Ginny got on to her older brother Harry became very aware of the sweat dripping down his face. I'm too young to be neutered already! And given the look on Ron's face that could be happening soon, very soon. Ginny, sorry but you are not helping!
Out of blind rage Ron then picked up a small but heavy statue of a Griffin that had been conveniently placed in his reach. Now, Ron would never hurt his little sister, no matter how much her attitude so made him want to, so he
chucked it at poor Harry's head! He didn't even fall down but all of the sudden silent Harry was gone.
"Hel-o there hottie," Harry said the minute he spotted Ginny. Ron's jaw dropped. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven my angel?"
"That's it!" Ginny grabbed Harry by the arm and dragged him to the Gryffindor common room, "Harry, we're going to find Hermione if anyone can fix this she can!"
In the common room Ginny plopped Harry down in a couch across from Hermione's chair. "Hermione, we have a problem. Um, do you think you could fix Harry?" Hermione gave Ginny a weird look as if to say, "What on earth could you possibly mean?"
Just then a first year boy was walking past Harry's couch, he looked straight at Hermione, "I'm not Harry Potter, I'm Willie Wonka!" He looked at the first year, "Ompa-Loompa Dopa-de-do" slap
Hermione's eyes widened momentarily before looking to Ginny for an answer, "What did Ron do this time?"
"Hit him over the head with a freaking statue."
"Eh, hit him again, based on psychology that should work to reverse the effect."
Harry leaned back and looked at the two girls and started singing "Can't touch this…" Ginny asked, "May I have the honors?" Hermione simply nodded. Ginny quickly scanned the room for a good 'weapon' and then picked up the end table and went WWE on Harry.
Ginny looked at Harry as he got up. I hope that worked! Harry looked into Ginny's eyes, "Like oh meh gawd, what-ever did you do that for!?" Yawn "Like TTFN pals!" Ginny and Hermione watched him SKIP to the boys' bed area thingy (A/N: shut up its 11:27 over here!)
Hermione was simply gawking. "Oh no." was all she could muster.
Ginny however seemed less fazed. "Nice plan genius, now he's a freaking SISSY!"
(A/N: Ha-ha! So to continue or to not the choice is yours, so speak now or forever be in pieces!)
The End?