WARNING! YOAI!!!

Partnering: Renji & Ichigo

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"Wha!" Renji jolted upright in bed.

"That was weird..." He thought. "But an awesome idea!"

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The next morning Renji started all the preparation to put this great new idea into action. He had already set out a plan, and was now getting ready to contact Rukia, who he was hoping could help him.

"Hey, Rukia... Yeah... I was just wondering..." That was the start if a very long conversation.

"I'll come over right away!" Was what she said right before hanging up.

When Rukia showed up at Renjis apartment, she was sfully ready, cell phone in in hand.

"So, who do you want to invite?"

"Everyone I can... including Ichigo and Company." He said with a smile. "I need everyone called."

"Split the list?"

"Yep."

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An hour later they were both laying out in his living room floor, a list and a phone in both hands. The friends were clearly exhausted.

"Well, that's everyone in the Soul Society." Rukia finally said.

"You want to go on a little trip?" Renji said slyly.

"You bet."

The next day, the duo found themselves in the world of the living, on their was to the Kurosaki clinic.

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Knock Knock.

"OHHHH!! I AM COMING!!!" Obviously Ishhin was on door duty today... "Welcome to our home!" he said when he got the door open.

"Oh... Hi. Is Ichigo home?" Rukia said polity. She knew that Renjis smart-ass comments would do no good here.

"Why of course my lovely lady! Please come in!" He motioned for them to come inside. "IIIICHIGOOOOO! COOMPAANNYYY!!!!" They both jumped at the loudness.

Renji leaned over to Rukia and whispered "He has to Live with him?" She nodded solemnly in return.

Ichigo came down the stars then, a little disheveled. After all, it was only 10 am on a Saturday and he had been out hollow hunting last night. He scratched his head and closed his eyes like a headache was coming on when he saw who his company was... to say he wasn't in the mood today would be a gross understatement.

"Why are you here?" Ichigo said tiredly.

"Is that any way to great you guests, Ichigo? I thought your mother and I thought you better!!!" He ran over to his wife's poster and started to mumble nascence again.

"lets go upstairs..." Ichigo looked even tireder now.

"Yes... Lets."

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When he finally got the door closed Renji started, "Hey Ichigo.."

"What?"

"Ya wanna go to a... Party?" Renji wiggled his eyebrows at him suggestively.

"Why not? When is it?"

"In the Soul Society, tomorrow. We could bring you back with us." Rukia offered.

"Whatever. When you leaving?" He was pulling on a new shirt. (No one noticed to look Renji was giving him though.)

"As soon as we ask everyone else, And the party is tonight," Renji stated. "So Probably today."

"Whatever. Is that all you guys wanted?"

"Yeah." Renji didn't even realize that he just dug his own grave, figuratively of course.

"So why the hell did you come and wake me up then?" Ichigo looked really pissed. Not like 'I'm going to kill you' pissed or 'its only kinda alright' pissed either. It was more like... 'I am so going to get you back for this' kind of pissed.

"Well, we didn't really know that you were sleeping, Ichigo. I know why your upset. Sorry." Rukia was dearly hoping this would settle him. She really didn't want a full blown testosterone fight to deal with.

"Whatever. See you later." Ichigo really just left the room then. Renji leaned after him.

"What's he doing?" Rukia was really rather worried about him. He hardly ever just got over something, no matter how small.

"Bathroom, looks like."

"Oh. Lets go get the others now, before he comes back."

"Whatever."