Yuffie Repellent
By Kracken l. w.
Consider all things not mine duly disclaimed.
(A/n: I was playing FFVII earlier when that utterly god forsaken excuse for a song came on, and somehow it warped into this… Now I'll go back to working on my Bleach fic.)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! NO! PLEASE, LEVIATHAN, MAKE IT STOP!"
Yuffie Kisaragi, Princess of Wutai, Commander of the Intelligence Dept. of the WRO, and proud member of Avalanche, the group that had saved the world no less than three times, ran screaming in terror from a small black, loudly twanging, currently pursuing device that she had unfortunately given one of her best friends for his birthday. Had she had slightest inkling he'd use it for something like this, she'd have gotten him a lump of coal instead.
" If You Want To Destroy My Sweater…"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" She wailed as she dove out the door and tore down the hall way to find somewhere to hide; leaving most of the rest of Avalanche staring after her in the entrance to the Intelligence offices of the WRO. Shudders ran down everybody's spine as the reason for her abrupt exit became clear.
"Dammit, Vince! Turn that shit off!"
"Why are you listening to that, Vincent Valentine?"
"UGH"
Nanaki settled for whining and covering his ears with his paws.
Vincent Valentine just smirked and gave vent to one of his (Fortunately) rare, utterly creepy and somewhat demented chuckles before finally deigning to reply. "Yuffie repellent…" And then he turned around and wandered back into his office, switching his portable mp3 player over to something that sounded suspiciously like death metal before he went.
Cid looked warily after him, before turning to the others. "Jus' this once, I kin actually say I pity th' brat…"
END
A/n: I really, really, REALLY cannot STAND that song. A sure fire way to make me either run or turn homicidal is to start playing the god damned sweater song at me… And the one time Vinnie boy laughs in FFVII, he does the whole evil, crazy, "Muwhahahaha!" type laughter. I'm sure Turks are trained in psychological torture and that damn song definitely qualifies. Shudder Review if you want to. All those who feel that the sweater song should be banned under the Geneva Conventions shall be praised and possibly featured the next time I get a random idea. If you actually like the damn thing, please don't mention it. That would make me sad… And frightened…