"Hi! I'm your host today Jodi Belkins! Last weekend we visited some of those crazy Microsoft creations in the Halo world. Now this week we're venturing into something far more interesting in my opinion."
"That's right folks. We're going to the Super Smash Bros Mansion. Join me, your host as I venture in to the secret lives of a few of your favorite Super Smahs Bros characters. That's right folks you heard me right...Now I've got to be pretty sneaky about getting in. I've already tried to get in the front door but Toadsworth shoved me out and said I didn't have the pass.."
"Pssht...what does he know though right? He's not even a smasher, he just follows peach around everywhere like the little weird old man he is. So c'mon camera guy. Follow me. I saw an open window on the right side of the house. I think if you lift me up I can get inside. Then I can get you in through the back door."
"What do you mean you think I'm crazy? You'll do it or I'll fire you...Yeah that's what I thought..."
"Sorry, you weren't supposed to hear that...we're having technical difficulties."
Suddenly there is a loud thunking noise and the camera flips off. We arrive back a few seconds later. Jodi's hair is now ruffled and her make-up is smeared all over the right side of her face.
"Phew...okay. As you can see..." Jodi pants as she clambers alongside the manshion. "We are now on the...phew...hold on let me catch my breath." Jodi stops and puts her hands on her thighs trying to regain her breath before continuing.
"Ahh...like I was saying. We're now on the right side of the building. Joe my camera man has changed his mind and decided that he wants to help me into the window." There's a sharp grumbling noise off to the side.
"What was that? Yeah...nothing...Just remember I sign your paycheeks. Sorry, just practicing my mean boss act." Jodi continues to smile with her extremely sparkly teeth.
"Now I don't know where this window leads to but we're going to find out in just a few moments." Jodi hoists herself up to the windowsil and stands upon the camera man Joe's back. Her black stilhettos dig into his back most uncomfortably as he waits for her to climb through.
"Ah...much better. Now that we're inside we can clearly see that we're in the bathroom." Jodi motions around the room. It's a plain white bathroom...relatively clean. The only thing that really stick out is that someone is occupying the bathroom
"What are you doing in here!" Someone shrieks as they pull their newspaper over their thighs.
"Link! Just the man I wanted to see! I was hoping to get a quick interview with you. I'm Jodi Bellkins, here with my trusty cameraman. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"
"I am taking a crap right now...hell yes I mind if you ask me questions! Do you mind giving me some privacy?!?" Link shouted as he pulled his hat off his head and used it to cover his unmentionables.
"Why certainly I don't mind. I'll just turn around while I ask." Jodi turns around and stares at the shower curtains while a baffled Link continues to look petrified.
"Now can you tell me...what made you want to join the smash bros?" Jodi asked as perky as ever.
"Is she kidding?" Link asked the camera guy.
Joe just shook his head, to afraid to speak. He didn't want his pay cheeks to disappear.
"I'm out of here." Link said as he pulled up his pants and flushed the toilet. Link was about to get away but when he opened the door Toadsworth suddenly appeared with a white bra atop his head.
"I say old bean! What did I tell you about bringing prostitues into the manshion!?! I swear this is like the fifth time this week!" Toadsworth began to shout. Jodi then turned around to see what all the commotion was all about.
"You!" Toadsworth bellowed, his mushroom cap turning red with anger. "How did you get back in here!" he shouted once more. Jodi didn't even flinch but instead continued to smile in that creepy way of hers.
"And I thought you were just a pesky interviewer! I didn't know you were a prostitute as well! Out out of my house!" Toadsworth shouts at the non-flinching anchorwoman.
Link is standing still bewildered with his belt still hanging off, Joe is laughing at the thought of Jodi being a prostitue, Toadsworth is going to pop a blood vessal, and Jodi...is still smiling in that creepy way of hers.
"You heard me!" Toadsworth screams again. The loud noise begans to attract others in the house. Before you know it Mario, Luigi, and Peach show up.
"Mama-mia! What is all that-a noise?" Mario asks as he peeks his head into the bathroom.
"Jesus! Can't a guy just go to the bathroom in peace!" Link shouts as he fumbles with his belt buckle.
"Toadsworth! What are you doing with my bra on your head!" Peach shouts as she rips the white bra off of Toadsworth.
"Laundry...laundry..." Toadsworth snaps quickly. His voice calming down as he bashfully steps away from the others. "Sweet...sexy, smelling laundry." Toadsworth mumbles off as he seems to be lost in his own train of thoughts.
Mario looks as if he is going to beat Toadsworth to pieces and Peach runs to the toilet to vomit.
"I wasn't done with that yet!" Link says as he pulls his belt buckle on yet again.
"Hmm...looks like there is more dirty laundry in here than I thought." Jodi smirks at Joe as she gives a confident wink to the lens.
Okay...so I don't know if I want to continue with this or not...What do you guys think...Should I write more or just delete it and say better luck next time...You're choice. Gimmie some feedback please...it's much appreciated.
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