Disclaimer: Gintama was owned by Hideaki Sorachi. Dissidia Final Fantasy was owned by Square-Enix.
When The Heroes of Cosmos examined the wormhole they explore, they accidentally transported to Oedo where history, Science Fiction and Spontaneous Comedy and Jackass parody were young and strong. This is where the Yorozuya saw the flash of light at the Yorozuya Gin-chan and Cloud Strife appears to Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura. What will happen to them? Join forces with the forces of good! Tons of Hilarity ensues!
Title: Argentanima: Final Gintama!
(Wow! That Latin title really rocks!)
One day when Gengai and Gintoki created his own teleporter and activated with a little amounts of electricity, the sky is changing as the clouds of a holy maiden formed and some ten warriors of good dropped like meteoroids all over the place. Among of those who survived the fall was Cloud Strife, who landed to the Yorozuya Gin-chan when Otose, Catherine and Tama heard about someone crashing to the house violently and laid unconscious. Otose gave them a yell on top of her lungs as the Yorozuya who were at the inventor's place.
"HEY, STOP CRASHING AT THE FLOOR!" The Orochimaru-inside-of-the-old-hag yelled on the second floor as she thinks that it was Yorozuya. Catherine stated something about the Yorozuya who were at the Gengai's place.
"I think it wasn't the three or something, but it was an impact during the Phenomenon."
"I know that it wasn't the three, but I heard it was...!" Otose's words were cut when she heard of a clutter of floors.
"I think... it was... a phenomenon..." Tama responded as Otose's face became horrible as a ghost when she turned on the TV and saw the occurrence.
(On the TV: Ana Hanano)
"A moment ago, a figure of a woman was formed into the clouds drop something and it was likely the ten meteorites dropped it in the place, especially the Shinsengumi station, where a man with a scar and a gunblade was here after the meteor free fall. According to the Shinsengumi, a man named Squall Leonhart, was located at the meeting room where the Shinsengumi gathered. Hijikata Toshirou, who was the Vice Commander of the Shinsengumi examined a guy named 'Squall' but freaked out when 'Squall' brandishes his gunblade and attacked Hijikata in the process, while Okita videotaped the funny moments on Hijikata."
Otose's face became pissed off as she turn off the TV and waited for the Yorozuya to explain the phenomenon.
On the late afternoon, Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura went home to the Yorozuya Gin-chan when he opened the door, a handsome, blond, mako-engineered warrior in black clothing in the Advent Children with his Complete set of First Tsurugi in his hand, came and attacked Gintoki as he thought that he is Sephiroth. Gintoki, unsheathes his Touyako (Actually it's Hoshikudaki Bokken that destroy all stars in one strike) and deflects Cloud's sword attacks. As Gintoki swats his sword like a flyswatter, Cloud deflected Gintoki's attack and blasted him with his Hakougeki. That technique was reflected by Gintoki as the Blade Beam hits to that Akamaru JUMP Lover, no-good, hemorrhoided ninja named Hattori as the beam itself blasted to his butt. Hattori responds as he jumped in pain.
"OWW... MY ASS!!!" Hattori howled in pain.
As the battle continues, Gintoki and Cloud gave their talk.
"Hm, you were a Most Powerful Warrior in this world, White Demon?" Cloud said.
"Huh... I am a demon...?" Gintoki continued "Hey hey hey, I was just joking when I thought you were a a nobody."
"I am not a nobody!" Cloud reacted "My name is Cloud, Cloud Strife. EX-SOLDIER and one of the warriors of Cosmos. I am finding the others who will fight against Chaos." That words caught on Kagura and Shinpachi when they saw a picture of a handsome, spiky, blond SOLDIER with a Complete set of First Tsurugi who is as cooler than Squall.
"Wow... That must be... Cloud Strife from the FFVII" Shinpachi reacts as Kagura got a picture as an autograph. Gintoki reacted also.
"Hey, is this Final Fantasy? Is THIS Final Fantasy?"
"OF COURSE THAT IS!" Shinpachi yelled incessantly while Cloud told them about the occurrences in Oedo, particularly the Kabuki Town.
"I need to find the warriors of Cosmos particularly the one in the Shinsengumi Station where Squall is." Cloud continued "Are you gonna help me, guys?"
As the Yorozuya geared on, Gintoki said bravely.
"We, the Yorozuya, are gladly served for the good of Oedo."
The Yorozuya and Cloud Strife drove to the Shinsengumi Station, where Gintoki and Shinpachi rides with his epically scooter with a kanji of 'silver' in the side. Kagura was riding with her white, gigantic, cephalophagic dog named Sadaharu. And Cloud Strife with his Fenrir. Gintoki wows Cloud for his motorcycle.
"Wow Cloud, you look cool with your motorcycle."
"You like it, then I have to modify your scooter to coolest motorcycle." Cloud replied in a way cool manner.
When they came to the Shinsengumi base, Cloud saw Squall fighting all alone against the Mayo-freako Hijikata and Okita with his bazooka. Okita saw the Yorozuya with Cloud Strife. As Cloud was here, Squall responded to Cloud as he needs to help them.
"Hey Squall, I think you need help."
"Cloud... you did came..." The Lion said "and who are these guys?"
"Don't worry, they are the ones who helped me."
"Okay, I will help you from these schizophrenic guys who think they were Galbadians."
As Squall attacks them, he was slipped at the floor because of Hijikata's Mayonnaise. The Yorozuya and Cloud reacted as the other Shinsengumi came to attacked them, but they were afraid.
"What the hell are you doing!?" Hijikata howled in anger.
"We were just doing for the autograph for the heroes of Dissidia." Okita responded "I really like Cloud because I was the voice of his buddy, Zack in Crisis Core. And he's the one who rescued me from that Sephiroth."
"What!?" Hijikata responded like an idiot who don't know FFVII.
"Oh boy Oh boy, who would have thought that Mayora don't know Cloud Strife, He's the Ace!" Gintoki reacts glumly.
"AH SHADDUP!"
As the sky darkens, Gintoki and the gang looked the cloudied sky and he said:
"The Battle of Good and Evil is Nigh."
TO BE CONTINUED
The First Dissidia Gintama Crossover Fan Fiction with a Twist.
Sougo Okita stated that he is a fan of Cloud because he DID play Crisis Core FFVII was a nod of their seiyuu, Kenichi Suzumura, who took the voice of Sougo Okita and Zack Fair.
In the Final Fantasy World, Cloud is actually the second most popular recurring characters next to Gilgamesh.
This fic is actually put a lot of Humor and FF Allusions.
OMAKE:
Kagura saw a yellow monkey tail and grab it.
What she did not know was...
"AAAAAAAH! my tail, my tail!"
It was Zidane whose tail was as cool as a monkey.
Zidane rants
"WHO GRABBED MY TAIL!?"
What Zidane did not know was...
He saw a hulking armor that looks like Alphonse.
"Oh, I thought you were the one who grabbed my tail."
Actually, it was Kagura all the time.
This Omake reminds me of FMA-FFIX shiznits where Rie Kugimiya did the voice of Kagura (Gintama), Alphonse Elric(Fullmetal Alchemist) and Palom and Porom (FFIV). While Park Romi (Romi Paku) did the voice of Zidane Tribal and Edward Elric.
Why the Title Argentanima?
Argentanima is the Latin word for Gintama. Argentos means Silver, Anima means soul. That is why Argentanima is the exact equivalent of Gintama.
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