Disclaimer: I don't own South Park - which is pretty obvious because this would never happen.

Author's Note: This story is pretty messed up, I'll admit. Me and my friends were having a contest about who could come up with the weirdest South Park couple and well...I won! With this extrememly unlikely pairing. I know there are going to be a lot of you who don't like it - and believe me, I can see where you're coming from. But if it isn't too weird for you, then read on, and enjoy!

Chapter 1: A Possible Problem

Butters hummed to himself as he was brushing his teeth on Sunday morning. Got to keep those pearly whites clean! he thought. "Butters!" his dad called from downstairs. "Are you done yet? If you're not down in ten minutes you're grounded, young man!" "Y-yes, sir…coming…" and he hurried to finish with his teeth and move onto his hair. His hair was a nice shoulder length; he had finally gotten tired of everyone making fun of him so he grew it out. People still made fun of him now, for having a "girl's hairstyle", but he didn't mind this as much. Girls like long hair, after all. He ran down the stairs and stood in front of his father. "Very good, Butters. It's good to see that you actually can obey an order. Now you can go outside and play with your friends." "But Dad, no one's free today…" "Butters, go out and play with your friends! And if you don't want to, you're grounded!" Butters ran out of the house in tears. Why does Dad always have to be so mean to me? I didn't do anything wrong! He decided to go to the mall in North Park. It wouldn't take too long to walk there, since Butters lived on the edge of town. He would come home later, when he knew his parents were at work. That way he wouldn't have to talk to them.

"Oh boy! The mall!" he shouted when he arrived. Butters loved the mall. There were so many stores there, and he always had fun looking in every single one – even the girl's stores. He found it useful to know what girls were interested in, because then maybe one would like him, someday. First, he headed to the shoe store. He didn't really like the shoes that he had, but he couldn't buy any others because his dad would disapprove. He still enjoyed looking at the shoes, though, and seeing which ones he would buy after he moved out. After a while, he decided to go to the candy store. He loved the candy store, it had to be one of his favorite places in the mall. After purchasing some chocolates, he headed over to the food court to eat them. It was when he only had one left that he blacked out.

Marjorine woke up with everyone staring at her. What am I doing here? She thought. She was nervous, this wasn't the first time this had happened to her! She couldn't remember what she had been doing last, but she knew she wasn't here. "Are you okay?" an adult asked her. "Yeah…yeah, I'm fine," she replied, clearing her throat. Her voice sounded a little raspy, she must be coming down with a cold. The adults moved away from her, and she looked around. North Park Mall. How did she get here? But she got up and headed for the makeup store, deciding that's probably where she was going, anyway. "Yum, chocolate!" she said, spying it on the counter next to her. I wonder who would leave this here? But she ate the chocolate while walking to the makeup store.

She happened to see her reflection in the mirror when she passed it. "Ew! My hair's all ugly!" she exclaimed. But she hadn't brought her hairbrush with her – in fact, it seemed she had left her whole purse at home. Well, there was sure to be a hairbrush in the makeup store. When she got there, a woman behind the counter looked at her, pursed her lips, and said "can I help you?" in a very unfriendly voice. "No, I'm just looking." She smiled up at the lady. She glared down at her and went back to reading a magazine. Wow, people sure are mean around here! She thought to herself. She spotted the "makeover" aisle and went there. She found a hairbrush and styling gels for her hair, and fixed it. Then she found makeup, and put it on as well. "Oh, you look so lovely!" gushed one of the salespeople. Marjorine smiled at her. "Why, thank you!" "Would you like a new outfit to go with that? I could help you put together a totally new look!" Marjorine thought about it for a minute. "Well…okay!"

At the end of the day, Marjorine had 3 new outfits and some makeup. When she got home it was almost dark, and she let herself into the house. Marjorine didn't know her parents at all. Her mom had talked to her on the phone once, but that was it. She didn't even know if she lived with them or if she lived by herself – she just couldn't remember. But she decided to get ready for bed – tomorrow was a school day, after all! She washed off all her makeup and put away all her new clothes – she could try them on tomorrow. But as she turned to get into bed, she fell down.

Butters groaned. "Where am I?" he asked. He opened his eyes and jumped up. "I…I'm back in my room! How did I get here? Oh my god!" He ran around his room in a panic, and finally ran downstairs, screaming. "Butters?" his mom asked. "Oh Mom! Oh boy am I glad I found you! I just woke up in my room and I don't remember coming home!" His mother just looked at him and blinked her eyes. Then Butters' dad walked into the room. "Stephen, oh Stephen, our Butters doesn't remember coming home!" "Well, I don't remember him coming home either, but that's okay because I wasn't here! Butters, you just forgot coming home. It happens all the time, nothing to be scared of. Remember, the only thing to be scared of is Super AIDS." Butters looked up at his dad. "So…I really just…forgot?" "Yes, Butters, you just forgot. Understand?" "Y-yes, sir!" And with that, Butters ran up to his room and fell asleep.

Author's Note: This was basically just an introduction to the characters - you already know them, of course, but it was rather necassary. I also needed to introduce the situation. It's not exactly clear yet how it all happens, of course, but it will in time. We're just going to ignore the question of "well how come Marjorine doesn't notice she's a boy?" because I don't know how, but hopefully having that unanswered question doesn't detract from the story. And if it does, let me know and help me come up with a solution. No updates for a little while, I don't think. This story isn't as serious as my other ones, so I'll probably only be working on it when I've got writers block on the others - unless it suddenly grows in popularity, of course. Then I'll make more of an effort.