Kon has always been a pervert.
Naruto is always getting beat up by his crush.
Luffy is just an innocent victim.
This story is not a rip-off from American Pie. Its much Better!
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Perverts!
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P.E. had ended and the class returned to the locker rooms to shower and change. Naruto decided to use the bathroom before he would shower. He opened the stall door and found Kon unscrewing the air vent.
"What are you doing, Kon?" asked Naruto. Startled, Kon hid the screwdriver behind his back. "Nothing," he stated. "I'm telling," warned Naruto. "Wait!" yelled Kon.
"Well?" asked Naruto. "I'm going to climb into the air vent and visit the girls' locker room," confessed Kon. Naruto started to think. "Kon, I won't tell, but I'm coming too," stated Naruto.
"Do you want to see Rukia or Orihime?" asked Kon. "I'd like to see Nami," said Luffy. Startled, Naruto and Kon blushed. "I'm coming as well," Luffy demanded.
"Alright," said Kon. Suddenly, the air vent door fell off its hinges and bonked Kon on his head. "Ouch," said Kon. Naruto and Luffy ignored him and crawled into the air vent.
"Wait!" shouted Kon and he followed them. Two minutes later, they have arrived at their destination. "Holy crap, this is heaven," whispered Kon.
"I can't believe I'm seeing this," whispered Naruto. "I'm hungry," whispered Luffy. Meanwhile, Sakura, Orihime, Nami, Robin, Rukia and Hinata were busy taking their showers and talking about boys.
"Do any of you have crushes?" asked Rukia. "I think Ichigo is cute," said Orihime. "Curse that Ichigo," whispered Kon. "Sasuke's totally hot," stated Sakura. "Of course," whispered Naruto.
"I guess Usopp," said Robin. "Hmmmm," whispered Luffy. "Forget Sasuke, Zolo is the hottest guy!" shouted Nami. "Are you kidding?" whispered Luffy.
"Renji will always be my crush," stated Rukia. "Stupid hot soul reapers," whispered Kon. "Well Hinata?" asked Robin. "Ummm…..well……you see….," mumbled Hinata.
"Who do you think she likes?" asked Naruto to Luffy and Kon. "I don't know, but its sure not you," whispered Luffy. "What makes you so sure?" asked Naruto.
"I'll bet you $50 it's someone else," whispered Luffy. "I'll also put $50 into the jackpot," whispered Kon. "Fine, but I'm going to get $100 if I win," whispered Naruto.
"Spill it, Hinata," demanded Rukia. "Naruto," mumbled Hinata. "Are you kidding me!!" screamed Naruto. "Shut up!!" yelled Kon. "Would you both quit yelling!!!" shrieked Luffy.
"There is some one in the air vent!" yelled Rukia. "Let's get them!" yelled Sakura and Nami. "Run!" yelled Kon. "Don't you mean crawl?!" shouted Luffy.
All of them crawled very fast away from the vent window. Suddenly, Nami pulled the air vent window off its hinges and all the girls crawled inside.
"We're at a dead end!" yelled Luffy. The girls caught up with the boys. Since the air vent was not strong enough to support 8 and half people, everybody fell through the air vent.
Every body landed in the middle of the cafeteria during the busiest hour. Everybody stared at the group. "Pay up, Kon and Luffy!" shouted Naruto. Everybody started to hit Naruto. ….The End?