Title: How I Met My Boyfriend
Author: Optimus Sue
Summary: Its about me and my boyfriend. But its not a mary sue.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I wish I did but I prolly don't.
Feedback: Begging on my knees.
It was raining when I saw him. He just drove out of the car wash. Go figure. He was lemon yellow and very hot. I was waiting for the bus and he drove up and opened his door.
"Can I give you a ride?" he asked.
I said, "Sure."
Hopping in, I sat on his leather seats. It felt awesome. We drove around and talked. He was a robot from Cyberton and I was a teenager. Sort of the same thing when I think about it.
We found out we like a lot of the same things. Rainbows, waxing and boys. Apparently my boyfriend drives some kid named Sam around. He likes him. Really. Likes. Him. I was upset for a while but I'm so over it. This isn't like the 1990's you know.
So I'm going to go to the prom with him, my boyfriend, Bumblebee. He wants to take me to meet his parents, Optimus Prime and his mom, Prowl. What a strange name for a mom. Maybe its a nickname. Maybe his mom is a cougar. ^**^
As it is, I want to have him meet my mom and dad. My dad will love him. He has a thing for muscle cars. And my mom? She'll shit a ring around herself. It will be bad enough that he's an alien robot. The idea that he's bi will be the last straw.
I can't wait.
The end.