A/n peps keep askong how matpat is on my theorys with him in prisooon so i wrote dis fic
matpat was in chort agian rdy 2 attorney when foenix sys "wtf matpat, i sent u 2 prison liek 3 times now. y r u hear?". "hah dats ez and i gut a theory!" yellz matpat. "stfu, i dant want theorys, is there 3 edgewarths? i want da truth" scrims phoenix trite. "ok den, dis is my storie" sys matpat.
2 DAYZs AGO
"aaay let me out of prisooon" sys matpat. "lol no, ur de only prisoner" sys terry fawles de warden (reade Phoenix Wright Ace Escaaper). "plox, i neede 2 do theorys 4 my fans!" sys matpat. "kek, i cahn do dat 4 u" sys terry and he uploades ness is killl.
"heeey dats pretty gud, imma call eet mine" smiles matpat. "yeh but ur staying locked hear 4EVAAAAAAR" scrims terry. "wtf do i looke liek ronnie?" sys poenix. matpat wuz gettong boared so he decoded 2 ESCAAAAP.
he pullz a camcorder outta his bum. "hey guys, game lab hore. today we gonna see if u can escaap from prisooon. Joined buy my co-host terry fawles!" matpat sys. "i own dis prison doe, u aint escaaping" sys terry.
"damn" hand matpat turns de camera off. terry wlalkks away. DEN GANT WLALKS UP?! "hey wanna escaap? ill help u" sys gant. "who dafuq r u? I nevah seen u" sys matpat.
"Im from case 5 u dumby. im gant and ebonybody knows me" sys gant. "lol i didnt play case 5" sys matpat. "wtf" and gant leafs. "damn, no one 2 help. i cant even game lab... how will i escaap?!" criys matpat.
"wait, i got an idea!" and matpat sells out de bars on his cell "lol i gut tons of practoce on metube!". Matpat wlalks outta prison.
"Wat. wat aboot all de other times u escaaped?!" sys phoenix. "i juice did de same thing" laughs matpat.