"Join us back stage with Mean Gene Okerlund and our World Wrestling Federation Champion, Hulk Hogan."

"Thank you," said Okerlund as he turned to Hogan. "Now Hogan, I've heard that you're-"

"Oh yeah brother!" interrupted Hogan. "Me and my Hulkamaniacs, we're gonna take those vitamins." He counted them off on his fingers. "The vitamin C, the vitamin D, the vitamin steroids!" He flexed his muscles.

Okerlund was surprised. "Now, what's this I hear about steroids?"

"It's the niggers man, they invade my mind while I'm banging my best friend's wife. Bubba, I'm sorry man, but I gotta take steroids to keep those fucking, poor niggers off my daughter."

"Now this, is highly inappropriate."

"Shut the fuck up, Mean Gene, or I'm going to force my wife to make you cuck me."

Okerlund shook his head violently. "What has gotten into you?"

"I just got back from fucking my daughter's friend, the good little Hulkster took her vitamins real good."

Okerlund's voice began cracking up, "are, are we still rolling?" He put his hand to his ear and continued. "I have just been informed, ladies and gentlemen, that Hulk Hogan's opponent for the evening, the Macho Man Randy Savage, will be joining us.

Macho Man burst in and grabbed the mic. "Oh yeah, it's great to be back here Mean Gene!"

"That's great, maybe we can get some semblance of order back in here."

"Hey brother, how's it going?" said Hogan.

"Hey Hogan, I've just been enjoying my wife fucking random strangers at a hotel."

"You're welcome for that Macho, I thought you'd like it if I set that up for you."

"Yeah, thanks for ruining my life Hogan, it's fucking great."

"You got a problem with the Hulkster, Macho?"

"I do, but I have so many steroids in my system, I think I'm going to drop dead now." Macho Man died on the floor.

"Oh yeah, lemme join ya there brother!" Hulk Hogan flexed and fell over.

Mean Gene grabbed the mic again. "This just in, I'm getting reports that Macho Man's wife, Elizabeth, married an ugly bald man on even more drugs. Then she herself, overdosed on them. I think it's now safe to say, fuck you Hulk Hogan."