Waluigi was collecting all the ingredients for his taco stand in a grassy meadow as he stopped by to see Luigi sniffling on a wooden bench, with the purple guy sighing as he approached the green man.
"What's wrong, you pathetic freak?" Waluigi asked as he adjusted his purple cap.
Luigi sniffled as he wiped his nose. "Oh, it's just I have this crush... on someone."
"...aren't you already with a girl?" Waluigi pointed out while pointing down at the plumber.
Luigi shrugged as he looked up at the dastardly tall freak. "Yeah, but I found someone a bit more alluring. It's kind of, well..."
"Out of with, lean bean!" Waluigi snapped as he slapped Luigi across the face.
"All right! I'm in love... with a Boo that looks like Peach." Luigi admitted as he shrunk in size, with Waluigi squinting his eyes.
"...Are you friggin' serious?" Waluigi muttered as he couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"As suicide." Luigi bluntly said.
Waluigi shook his head as he began laughing, feeling confident suddenly. "Well, I can safely say that I'm not as pathetic as you."
"You're supposed to help me out, not make me feel like crap!" Luigi pouted as he pounded his fists on the bench.
Waluigi calmed down as he waved his right hand, shaking his head. "All right, settle down you sad clown, I'll help you... even though I really don't want to."
Luigi then attempted to hug Waluigi, who punched him in the face as the purple jerk didn't want the pathetic green loser having his hands on him.