A/N: Fourth installment. I liked this one, and I wrote it in 20 minutes. Good times. I don't own Bleach. I do have Clorox though…
Lieutenant Iba was just finishing his work for the day. He filed his reports and was preparing to leave. He knocked on his Captain's door to let him know he would be leaving for the day…and also because he had a question for his kind Captain.
"Come in." Iba entered, seeing his Captain brushing the hair (or was it fur?) around his face.
He bowed. "Captain Komamura, I'll be leaving for the day. I've finished all the paperwork and filed all the reports."
"Thank you Lieutenant, have a good evening." He began brushing his ears.
"Captain?"
"Yes?"
"Um…some of the men have been talking…and they asked me to speak to you on their behalf."
"About what?" He put away his brush, his attention completely on his Lieutenant.
"Nothing bad sir, they just had a question for you and asked that I speak to you about it."
"Ah, I see. What is the question, I will try to be of assistance."
Here Lieutenant Iba shifted from foot to foot. He was not normally a nervous man, but what he had to ask was downright embarrassing. "I quote from the men of the squad." He cleared his throat nervously. "'Hey Captain, I was wondering what breed of dog are you?'"
Captain Komamura blinked several times. "Is that all?"
"Yes Captain," Iba said fidgeting with his glasses.
"Please inform the squad members that I am not a dog. I am a wolf."
Lieutenant Iba was shell-shocked for a second. Mostly because his Captain actually answered the question. "Y-yes sir. I will tell them tomorrow. Thank you sir." He bowed to leave.
Captain Komamura let out a small grunt in agreement and brought out his brush again.
"Um…sir?"
"Yes Lieutenant?"
"I have another question…this one is my own."
"Go on." He brushed the back of his head.
"Do you have a tail?" The brush broke.
"Out."
"Yes sir."