Author's Note: DISCLAIMER! .-. I own only my characters o:
I don't do author's note up here but I do something different for each story I write .-. Anyways umm yes this is a danisnotonfire and an Amazingphil fan-fiction. .-. NOT TOGETHER! NO PHAN in this story. Anyways this is more of a comedic, dramatic (as it can), love story! So Yes, it's DanxOC and PhilxOC.
Okay maybe a awkward, comedic, dramatic love story. o:
Enjoy~! o:
Llamas & Coffee
1: Bad Timing
It was like any other day in Manchester. Dan was lounging around the flat with his best mate Phil, until he heard a knock at the door. Phil was in the shower so he didn't hear the knock, while Dan was near the door he couldn't help but think to himself 'that's so far.'
"Phil door!"
Phil heard this and shouted back, "I'm showering!"
"So?"
"Dan, get off your arse and get the door!"
Dan let out a loud groan, as an appropriate gesture that made him get up and away from the internet.
"Hello?" He opened the door, to find no one there but only a package. The package was actually for the neighbor but it was on Dan and Phil's doorstep.
"The post made a mistake, now I have to go next door and awkwardly give them their package." Dan face-palmed as he realized how awkward that sound.
He made his way next door and knocked on the door. He couldn't help but to think about his neighbor, he hadn't actually seen them so this would be the first time he would meet them. Or maybe they're wasn't neighbors! Dan's thoughts were scaring him as it took a full minute before anyone answered the door.
The door revealed, a relatively clean and still furnishing flat from what could be seen from the door.
At the door was a women about the same age as Dan, with long brown hair and green eyes that were piercing the tv screen. She was in her pants and a off the shoulder shirt of a cat with a galaxy background behind it.
The girl didn't seem to mind or even realize that someone was at the door. She had on a headset and a controller in hand, watching the screen quickly glancing from door to screen she shouted;
"You buggers! I told you to cover me!" The girl yelled into the headset, before throwing it on the floor in anger.
"Hello?" Dan said as he was unsure what to do.
"Oh hello!"She says as she finally noticed Dan gaping at her.
"Uhh, post got the wrong place!" Dan said, finding his words. He couldn't help staring at the girl, she was in her pants and she was playing games, but he notice the details on her pants. It was llamas. That made him stare even more at her.
"I'm-m Dan, by the way." He said trying to look at her and not her llama pants.
"I'm Tyler, and you're staring at my pants!" She said, noticing his gaze.
"Sorry." Dan said quickly trying to look away, but he couldn't find anything more interesting to look at than at Tyler's llama pants.
"I didn't mean to make it awkward, it's just some people don't look at my pants. They're llamas!" Tyler said in a cheerful tone.
Dan stared back at her as he had a sort of approval to stare at her llama pants.
"I. LOVE. LLAMAS.!" Dan said, he didn't care if his looked like a complete nerd as he said it.
"Me too!" Tyler said, being on the same level of excitement as Dan. There was a small silence passing the two people and as neither of them what else to say the phone rang.
Bringing Tyler and Dan to reality.
"Sorry I've got to take that, it was nice meeting you." Tyler was about to head towards the ringing when Dan remember the reason he was there in the first place.
"Your post!" He shoved the box to her face, hiding his cherry face. He had never met a girl that was fine with a guy staring at them in their pants.
"Thanks, feel free to come over any time that I have clothes on!" Tyler said as she took the box from Dan and placed it on the ground over by the kitchen counter.
"That's usually after breakfast!" Tyler added as she realized how awkward it would be if her neighbor would just show up and stare at her llama pants, or even try stealing them.
"Okay then, bye!" Dan said without realizing his words, heading back to his flat. The shower was off and a fully clothed Phil was sitting across from where Dan was, watching The X Factor.
"There's a girl with llama pants that lives next door to us!" Dan said in pure excitement.
"What?" Phil couldn't help but feel lost.
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Tyler sighed as she answered the phone"Hello?"
"How are you two?"
"Mom, we're fine stop checking up on us!" Tyler said in pure annoyance of her mother.
"I know, but you're so far away and I can't protect my babies from this kind of distance!" Tyler could hear her mom's voice tearing up with sadness.
"Mom, we're alright. We'll properly call you when we're all settled!"
Tyler said hanging up the phone, from the bedroom room came out a girl with the same length brown hair that Tyler had and the same green eyes. Only she was wearing clothes.
"Mom called?"
"Yes and ever since we moved in here."
"Oh mom."
Tyler grabbed the post box from the ground and set it on the counter.
"Wow, that was really great timing." The other girl said.
"It's been a week since we've moved in, Abby." Tyler said as she went to open it.
"I know but we haven't really settled in yet." Abby said, looking over the flat.
There was clothes all over the place, boxes were stacked in the hallway, the only place that looked furnished was the kitchen and that was only done today.
"We're getting there." Tyler said as she opened the box.
Abby and Tyler had ordered clothes instead of furnishing their flat.
"Before we bitch and argue, we're going over what we wanted." Abby said, even though she knew that Tyler wouldn't listen.
"Yeah, I need clothes to wear now!" Tyler said pulling out a shirt with "love" written across it and a pair of shorts.
"Really?" Tyler pulled through all the clothes, realizing that it was all Abby's choices.
"What the hell, Abby! I had shirts that I wanted too!" Tyler yelled.
"Well it's the only way I can get you out of my clothes without ruining them!" Abby said as she started making coffee and brushing this dispute off.
"Abby, we had a deal." Tyler said her anger rising.
"Tyler, I practically have to watch over you so this basically fair."
"Bullshit fair!" Tyler stormed off, throwing the love shirt on the ground.
Abby sighed and looked through the clothes, 'Tyler's being over-dramatic'.
There was a knock at the door, Abby answered as she saw her sister throwing a fit in the hallway.
A guy with long black hair, a pale face making his blue eyes even more piercing. He was wearing a shirt with a lion and the word "rawr" above it, black skinnes and shoes.
"Hi, I'm Phil. I'm your other neighbor." He said waving.
"Hi." Abby knew that someone was here earlier and obviously it wasn't him.
"My mate Dan wanted to know if you'd come around for coffee sometimes?" Phil said pointing over to his right at his flat.
"Sure." Abby heard something fall in the hallway.
"When I'm not dealing with the paranormal." Abby joked although, Phil wasn't sure if she was joking or not but he didn't ask.
"Um, well how about later today?" Phil said moving the conversation away.
Abby didn't looked back when she another thing fall in the hallway.
"Sure." Abby smiled as she knew that she and Tyler would have to make up if they wanted to play along.
"Great, I'll go tell Dan." Phil said, giving a wave and leaving to his flat.
Abby closed the door and sigh, as she saw Tyler standing there.
"Looks like someone's already trying for you." Abby said with her back to the door.
"And it looks like he has a friend." Tyler said, forgetting the fight.
"You're not setting me up." Abby said.
"Says you." Tyler said running back into the hallway now looking for something to wear.
"Great..." Abby said as she sat down with her back still against the door.
Author's Note: I feel weird having an author's note on top! o:
Anyways, I hope you enjoy it and please nothing too harsh!
I wanted to write this just because I haven't got much on so why not? o:
Sorry if it doesn't sound like a comedic, dramatic, awkward, love story; I'm bad at these stories :P
Hehehehe~~
R & R
-Pixie c: