Rosalina was walking back to Peach's Castle with Mario, Luigi, and Peach. "Mario, do you think Donkey Kong escaped while we were gone?"
"No," said Mario, "I-a think he was-a fine-a." Suddenly a huge ape ran up to Mario and Luigi.
"Mario!" said Peach "Don't *leaf* me!" she said as she took out a super leaf and flew away. Mario was dumbfounded. He was also upset because at this point, the ape had squished Luigi's head like a watermelon.

"fuck" said mario. "Rosalina, run when you can!"
"Okie dokey said Rosalina as she flew away. The ape killed Mario, revealing itself to be

noneother than DonkeyKong. "no" said rosalina with no emotion. she witnessed he 3 best friends get killed (peach died because she got into a car accident a bit later) Rosalina landed on a small island in the ocean to thiink about what to do next. SHe decided to head over to McToadalds (i tried ok.) "One mushroom sized water to go plz" she said to the toad at the counter.
"Right away he said." However, she didn't realize that he was actiallly going to use her for land devolopment.

CHAPTEWR 2

Rosalina was put on a contruction site with no indication as to how or why. As she walked, she met up with lanky kong. "Hi Lanky" she said.

"Hey...I need you to know something." he said.

"what?" said rosalina with a smil.

"I have no style. I have no grace. I have a funny face i can handstand when i need to ic an stretch my arms our kust dor you i crzy kon g han float 80 like a baloon/"

"lel wut." Lanky sent rosalina off to another demension because he was a man.

CHAPTER TREE

hey look its elsa" said rosalina as she saw elsa in the other dimension. she walked over "hi elsa"
"who are you"

"im rosalina guardian of the galaxy"

"lol really now"

"yeah"

"well prove it, rosalina"
Rosalina flied arounf.
"ok i beleve you now" said elsa. she then had a thought. "is rosalina sexy?" "Rosalina, are you sexy?" asked elsa

"yeh."
:WOOOW'' said elsa. she was in love now.

"what is it, elsa" said rosalina. Elsa was being a weird and stuf.

"nothin i just kinda lek you."

"I like you 2, elsa," said rosalina. she hugged her. "will you marry me?"
"yes" said elsa monotonely, "I will lets go."
"Not so fast!" said Shrek. Get away from me wife!"

"Skrek, go away im over you!" said elsa. she pushed shrek. shrek got really mad like he starting stompng and stuff like i never saw him this mad.

"Elsa…" said Shrek. "Hear me out…"

"Yes...what is it, Shrek?" asked Elsa. She shed a tear.

"I know I've been mean...but if we can't be together...can you do me one thing?"

"Anything, Shrek…" said Elsa. She was about to enter a new chapter of her life.

"Else…" said Shrek. He looked her straight in the eyes, cleared his throat and said with the accent of the one and only Shrek…"TYIS RELATIUNSHIP IS OGRE NAW GET OUTTA MA SWAMP!"

elsa cried and left with rosalina

CHAPTER 5

7 Years had past and stuff. um they had a kid and named it Elsa Jr. and stuff. She died at age 7 due to Lanky Kong's telepatic communtications oh no hes gonna ge me noe hwlp.

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