Hi, Okage fans! Especially you, Tsuki no Waltz.

Well anyway, this is going to be yet another collection of 100 themes for you to read, but not what you'd expect. Thus, this requires a rather lengthy explanation.

You see, I'm doing these set before the events of Okage. That's right, in the time of Hopkins and Gohma. While it seems almost every epic story I have read within this small fandom uses them in some way, I have never seen two things.

1) A Story that is solely using them, not including Ari, Stan, Rosalyn, etc..

2) A Story where Hopkins was a girl.

You heard me right Ladies and Gentleman, a female Hopkins. Seeing as Beiloune changed history so many times, and tried to cover it up, there could have been a female Great Hero prior to Rosalyn. So why not use Hopkins for that wonderful role? At least it would be interesting, right?

I know some people are likely to throw a fit over this and say it's totally stupid, and Hopkins can only be a man...And so on.

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture.

Whoops, wrong fandom. Sorry there, guys! But moving on from my lengthy rant of feminine heroics, let's get on to the story behind this.

You see, this has a great back story. One year ago, I promised Tsuki a rather lengthy Stan/Rosalyn fanfiction for her birthday. However, that due date came and went, so I continued to promise various dates. As you can probably tell, it never was finished, and I have tossed the remains of it into the great wonders of the Recycle Bin. She's still rather sore about that, and loves to pester me and deflate my ego even more when she goes "OH I'LL HAVE IT BY GRADUATION." Or something along those lines….

But I did 'promise' this for Christmas, and she probably thinks this is never going to happen either. So I'm going to do it just to spite her.

A quick warning to whomever still reads Okage Fanfiction, this will have slow updates. I'm in College, with a whole life and problems just like you! So if you need to complain, please do so in the comments. I'm cool with being flamed, as long as you don't flame the other reviewers.

OH! And if you see ANY SPELLING OR GRAMMER MISTAKES please point them out! I can't stand seeing mistakes, and I will gladly fix them if you tell me.

So, this is it until the first theme! Sorry for being boring.

Okage and Bioshock do NOT belong to me, yadayada….