This is a collaboration between 91RedRoses and I. Sadly neither of us own Hetalia. We don't make any money, this is just a fun idea we had when we heard loincloth.

Further warnings will be made known as they come.

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A young blue-eyed man with golden hair scowled at the device he was holding in his hands. He poked at the device, hoping for a different reaction then the one he was receiving. He ran a hand through his hair, leaving one lock of hair sticking up, but then again, it never cooperated like the rest of his hair.

"Dammit. I can just hear Kiku. "Alfred-san, I don't think you should test it that far yet. Please try some time a little closer." And I had to open my big mouth saying it was ready to go anywhere." Alfred complained to himself. "I had to say that now I have a working time machine, I'm gonna see dinosaurs." Alfred scoffed at his stupidity. "Now look at me. I'm stuck in a forest in the past because the time machine shorted out. It won't even tell me the era I'm in currently." Lightly slapping the device in a futile effort to make it work. "I can't even contact home." Sighing, he closed his eyes. He needed to focus, needed to gather his thoughts and figure out a way to fix his machine.

Alfred never got a chance as he was suddenly yanked around and shoved onto his ass as he cried out. The first thing he could focus on was a rough stone dagger pointed at his face. Chipped along the edge to make it sharp. The person holding the dagger said something. Alfred brought up his bright blue eyes to the face of his attacker. It was a man with a curious expression. He had a rugged look about him, wide, muscled shoulders, a strong chin and striking nose, plus two light blue eyes studying him. Again the man spoke with a deep voice. Alfred wasn't sure what was being said, the translator apparatus in his ear needed to hear more of the language before he could understand and communicate back.

Holding up his hands showing that he was unarmed and hoping that this man wouldn't kill him. Alfred slowly brought his hands down to the ground to help him stand up. Thankfully the man let him stand up. Looking back at the man, Alfred's eyes widen when he fully took in the man. He was practically naked. The only thing the man was wearing was a loincloth that barely covered his genitals. That made it easy for Alfred to observe all the muscles on the man. There would be no way for Alfred to subdue his attacker. He was pretty sure that Olympic athletes weren't as buff as this guy.

Alfred swallowed when he finally looked back at the man's face; he was staring at the time traveler with an intense expression. It was making Alfred nervous. The only time he could recall someone looking at him like that was a weird Russian scientist that he worked with sometimes. The muscled man started talking again, longer this time. Hopefully the translator would start kicking. Alfred thought it sounded a bit like German to him, but he wasn't a language expert.

As the man spoke some more, Alfred found his eyes wandering down to the loincloth again. What was the point of wearing so little clothing? He might as well be naked and use the cloth for something else. Alfred shifted where he stood and realized that his clothes might be why the man was curious. He was wearing functional pants and boots, along with a couple shirts for layers and a light coat. Alfred was starting to feel a bit warm.

Alfred was startled out of his thoughts when the man put the dagger in a loop on his scrap of cloth. He took a step back out of instinct when the muscle man started approaching. The man reached for Alfred's coat and began to feel it. The time traveler relaxed a bit. The man just wanted his clothes. Alfred would gladly give them to him if he would just leave him alone. Again the man spoke, but it was just one word this time.

"Ludwig?" Alfred repeated, thinking that's what the man said. Alfred gave a half-hearted smile when the man made a noise that sounded like it was confirming Alfred. That sounded a lot like a name in Alfred's time. He hoped it was the same here. "So, ah, Ludwig. I don't suppose you could tell me where I can find the nearest electronic store." Alfred tried to joke weakly, even though he knew Ludwig couldn't understand him. In the mean time, Ludwig had discovered that the tab on Alfred's coat could be pulled down. Alfred squirmed as Ludwig pulled the tab down slowly; the man's hands opened the coat to reveal the layered shirts he was wearing.

Alfred felt his blood freeze before starting to rush in his veins. Ludwig was touching his chest. He knew that in reality, Ludwig was probably just feeling the fabric of his shirts, but he couldn't help noticing that Ludwig's hand was lingering and warm on his chest. After a small while, he finally brought his hands to Alfred's coat. He shivered when Ludwig pushed the coat off of his body.

"Uh Yeah, you can keep that if you want." Alfred said. Ludwig said something to Alfred again while examining his coat. Alfred could feel the translator start to work; he could hear the patterns in the language, but not enough to make sense. Alfred jumped a little when Ludwig suddenly tossed aside the coat. "Okay. So you don't want the coat." Alfred said, confused about the situation. He really wished his machine hadn't malfunctioned. Ludwig started talking to Alfred again. He looked as if he was expected Alfred to start doing something, instead Alfred shifted around trying figure out what the scantly dressed man wanted. Ludwig repeated whatever he said before. Alfred was now nervous; Ludwig was starting to get a frustrated expression on his face. The young time traveler took a step back.

Alfred didn't even have time to cry out when Ludwig tackled him to the ground. He didn't even know what really happened, he just suddenly found himself on the floor of the forest with a very strong man pinning him down.

"H-hey." Alfred said as he held up his hands showing he was unarmed again. Ludwig stared at him for a moment, and then took a deep breath. Alfred saw that a lot as a precocious child. Whatever Ludwig needed patience for; Alfred hoped it meant that he wouldn't be killed. He also would deny that he squeaked when Ludwig reached down and gripped the collar of his shirt. "HEY!" Alfred yelled as Ludwig ripped his shirts with his bare hands. Alfred would have been impressed if it hadn't been his shirts. "What are you doing?!" Ludwig began to talk to Alfred, but he was talking in a soothing tone. As if he were trying to quiet a fussy infant. Alfred just squeaked as Ludwig started running his hands over his torso. His heart was beating hard; he wonder if muscled man could hear his heart. "H-hey." He said weakly when Ludwig started to fumble with the edge of his pants. His mouth felt dry.

Alfred cursed his luck when he heard Ludwig undo the zipper. He closed his eyes and cringed when he felt those hands tug down his pants and underwear down. He could feel bright blue eyes staring at him, making his blood rush. He was really hoping that he wouldn't get an erection. A fantasy from his teenage years came to mind that was disturbing similar to this situation. Alfred wasn't sure if he wanted this to end the same way.

Ludwig eased up off of the time traveler and shifted his attention to the boots. That was something the muscled man couldn't seem to get the hang of quickly. Alfred opened his eyes when he felt the boots loosen; apparently his attacker had taken his dagger to the laces. With the laces gone, Ludwig easily removed the boots and soon followed clothes that once covered Alfred.

The time traveler watched as Ludwig examined the boots he had just removed. That's when Alfred sat up slowly, gaining attention from a man that seemed determined about Alfred being naked as him. Deciding that since Ludwig had the boots and other clothes that it was time for Alfred to go. And find some place safe. Hoping that some other time travelers stumble upon him.

"So, I'm going to go now." Alfred said in a calming voice as he stood up. "You can keep the clothes and boots. Even my coat. Which is sad for me cause that's my favorite." Alfred soothingly told Ludwig and pointed at the boots that he held. Ludwig looked at the boots and that's when Alfred fled away from the man. He ran as fast as he could. He hoped the naked man was more interested in the boots than killing him.

Alfred curse out loud when a hand grabbed the remains of the shirts. He stumbled but continued running as the hand tore the cloth off Alfred. He knew he had lost when he was tackled again. Only this time, Ludwig was not being gentle this time.

He winced as Ludwig shoved him to his knees. The man was talking to him; the tone he was using now was harsh. Alfred cried out as a large hand grabbed his hair and yanked his head back. The other hand held his jaw; Ludwig was examining his face now. He had a stern expression on his face as he observed Alfred. Letting go of the jaw, the hand went on to explore Alfred's body. Gripping his arm muscles, poking and prodding here, and pinching areas on Alfred.

Alfred wish the damn translator would kick on already, then at least he could find out why Ludwig was obsessed with his body. Alfred yelped as that hand reached his cock. He whimpered as the warm hand fondled everything to do with his genitals. Alfred felt himself flush as his body reacted to the touches. Ludwig said something and let go of Alfred all together. He scrambled away from Ludwig as much as his shaking limbs would let, unfortunately Ludwig was able to keep up easily. Bright blue eyes widen when they saw that tall muscular man removed his loincloth. Alfred felt like his stomach was dropping in his body from terror. This was his luck: finally he gets a working time machine, then he gets stuck in time and is about to be raped by some primitive Adonis.

Alfred fought as hard as he could when Ludwig grabbed his arms. Even though Alfred was using all his strength to break free, Ludwig wasn't budging and managed to hold him down with one hand.

"Fuck! You are freakishly strong! How are you holding both my hands with one of yours? Let me go!" Alfred shouted at Ludwig. However, Ludwig bound the hands together with his loincloth instead of letting him go. "Well now I know why you wear a loincloth." Alfred said bitterly.

In an impressive feat of strength, Ludwig hefted Alfred over his shoulder. Despite all Alfred's flailing and shouting insults, Ludwig easily kept Alfred over his shoulder with one hand. Ludwig said something that Alfred didn't quite catch.

Alfred froze instinctively when he felt Ludwig smack his bottom. That savage just spanked him. Renewing his efforts to squirm and flail around, trying to make Ludwig lose his grip on him. All the effort earned was a harder smack on his bum that burned a little and more harsh words from Ludwig. It was then Alfred realized the translator finally started working on Ludwig's language.

"Slave needs to be good now or you will be punished." Warned Ludwig in his deep voice. Then Alfred's ass was smacked once more for emphasis.

Alfred froze for a second as Ludwig's proclamation filtered through his mind. Once it had, Alfred began to struggle and scream even more, but now it had the added benefit of being screamed in Ludwig's language. "Fucker! Haven't you ever heard that slavery's wrong?!" Alfred screeched with indignation (and some small traces of fear), "I am a fucking human being; not some piece of land or whatever! The Declaration of Independence mean anything to you? The Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen! Well. To be fair those do probably come way after your time cause I'm pretty sure wearing a loincloth only in 19th century Europe was a no-no BUT STILL! They- OOOF!" The last part of Alfred's eloquent speech on the rights of humanity and fashion etiquette of 19th century Europe was brutally cut off by Ludwig unceremoniously dumping the squirming blond onto the ground.

Alfred groaned a bit from his impact with the ground and looked up to see a very unhappy Ludwig. The savage Adonis sneered, "You could understand me all along and was only playing dumb? Why did you not talk earlier when I was talking to you?! Do you think I was dumb enough to let something slip about my tribe?! Are you a spy?!"

Alfred blinked and stuttered, "W-what? Spy? I... N-no...I j-just couldn't understand you until now..." Alfred winced at how puny his voice had gotten and how weak his excuse sounded. Apparently it sounded just as weak to Ludwig who said, "You must think I am dumb. I do not like worms thinking I am dumb."

Alfred gulped; he was in real trouble now. But how was he supposed to explain the translator to Ludwig?! Any explanation would just sound as real as Artie's explanation of magic gouble-gook back home sounded to him- Wait a minute! And Alfred got a fiendishly clever idea. If his hands hadn't been tied up, he would have given himself a pat on the back. Alfred summoned all his courage and said in a loud, clear voice, "The reason I can speak to you know is my magical item finally worked!"

Alfred hoped that the savage was superstitious. Taking a cautious glance up at the standing man, he was relieved to see the Ludwig at least seemed to be considering his words. Alfred pressed on, "Ya see this thing in my ear? It is a magical item of mine that can let you speak any language you hear. If you let me, I can prove it to you." The last part Alfred said with a wheedling voice. He didn't like introducing new tech to the past, but right now was NOT a time to quibble about ethics of time-travel and paradox effects.

Ludwig looked hard at Alfred before nodding slowly. Alfred carefully reached to his ear and pulled out the device. He slowly stood up (which was slightly difficult considering his hands were tied and he didn't want to break the translator) and motioned for Ludwig to turn his head.

Ludwig grabbed tightly onto Alfred's hands and gave him a frightening stare as he growled, "If your magic curses me in anyway, you will suffer before you die. Understand, mage?" Alfred quickly nodded with such power that he felt his head may break off from his neck. But the emphatic nod seemed to pacify Ludwig and Alfred inserted the device into Ludwig's ear. He stepped back and began to speak in awesome American, "So now the device will listen to what I have to say for a little while as it tunes itself into your head. So I have to talk to you for a bit. I guess I could tell you how the thing works, but I feel as though talking to you about sound waves and electronic pulses re-configuring neurons in the language part of your brain would sound just as much like magic as Arthur's talk of unicorns and Houdini's tricks seem to me."

Ludwig blinked and slowly said, in American (not English damn it!), "Who is Houdini? What does a unicorn have to do with anything?"

Alfred gave Ludwig a big smile, "So you believe me now?"

Ludwig glanced at him with a weary look, "Yes... the language I speak now feels different. But, if you are a mage, why have you not used your curses to escape me yet?" Alfred blinked and cursed in his head. Ludwig gave a predatory smile, "Ah I see you are still too young. You can use magical items and probably make magical potions, but summoning fire or animals is beyond you. Wonderful! You shall make a wonderful slave for my family!" With this Ludwig went to grab Alfred again, but this time Alfred was ready. He darted backwards and shouted, "W-wait a minute! There is no way I'm gonna be your slave, buddy!"

Ludwig seemed to consider this before smirking, "Fine. Since you are a mage and thus deserve a little more consideration than the average person, I give you this: If you best me in battle, I will let you go free. If not, you are mine. It should be agreeable to you, your body seems to not be too soft and doughy, even if your skin is as smooth as a babe's flesh."

Alfred cursed. His body wasn't fat, but he wasn't mister Hercules over there either. Alfred was a scientist in the far, far future. He didn't have to worry about being a warrior, Lord knows the most danger he was in on a daily basis was lab accidents, or the dreaded paper cut. He worked out only for vanity's sake. He didn't want to look like some pudgy, nerdy, acne-filled science geek just because he was a man of the mind! Unfortunately all of Alfred's working out was either weight training or doing cardio classes (Those "dance your fat away" classes were fun!) and not one of them was "How to Defend Your Virtue and Freedom from a Ye Olde Adonis While Naked." That would have come in handy right now. Alfred tried to buy time, "Wait! Ah, we, we can't fight! We're both naked! Gotta have protection man!" Alfred gave an awkward little laugh as Ludwig looked at him in confusion. "The animals fight without clothes." Ludwig said, "I am a proud warrior of my people. If the gods decree I shall fall in battle, no amount of armor will protect me. No. We fight now. Prepare yourself!"

And with that, Ludwig gave a mighty leap. Alfred barely managed to dart away. What commenced of their "fight" was basically a game of tag. Ludwig would attempt to grab or fight Alfred, and Alfred would dodge and try to run. The "fight" finally came to an end in the most unsatisfactory of ways: Ludwig's feet were used to walking around without any kind of shoes to provide protection; Alfred's were not.

A slightly sharp pebble was to be the time travelers undoing.

Alfred's right foot came down on the pebble hard. He gave a yelp of pain and started jumping up and down on one foot screaming curses while Ludwig was stunned from the sheer idiocy of the scene. However, he wasn't stunned for long. Seizing his chance, Ludwig jumped on the hopping blond. Another yelp from the time traveler and the two began to wrestle in the dirt. Ludwig managed to twist Alfred around to lie on his stomach while Ludwig perched on top of him. Grabbing his loincloth from earlier (Alfred had managed to get out of it and had even begun to use it as a make-shift whip to try and keep Ludwig away), he swiftly tied the struggling mage's hands behind his back.

The task done, Ludwig sat on the mage's lower back and pondered what to do. That he would keep the mage was certain, mage slaves could be very useful, but the fight had stirred Ludwig's blood and he felt some respect for the other blond. Even though the smaller male had clearly been unable to defeat him, the smaller one still tried to put up a fight. That deserved something, and a wicked idea bloomed in Ludwig's mind.

He leaned down and purred into his captive's ear, "You now have a choice mage. You have lost the battle and are clearly mine; I will be using you as I see fit since you are my slave now. However, I can be a gentle master. To demonstrate this, I give you a choice: if you continue to fight and struggle, I will take you here in this forest right now. It will be rough and will as soft, delicate skin as you have, I don't think you will find it comfortable. Also, from your body's earlier reactions to my touch, I think you are a virgin. Do you wish for your maidenhood to be taken from you in this forest on the dirt? However, if you still yourself and behave, I will take you later on my bed of soft furs. I will be as gentle as I can and I promise that you will find pleasure in my touch. What will it be?"

The captive blond glared and mumbled, "...Alfred."

Ludwig blinked, "What?"

The captive shifted and said clearer, "My name's Alfred, not mage."

Ludwig rolled his eyes before giving "Alfred" another slap on the ass. "Fine," Ludwig sighed, "Alfred, what is your choice?"

Alfred winced at the smack. He didn't really have any choice: be raped now in the dirt, or be raped later but at least on a bed. Alfred gave a small sound before saying, "I'll be good..."

Ludwig shook his head and said, "Try again but call me my proper title for you: Master."

Alfred winced and said, "I'll be good, Master."

Ludwig smiled. He picked up his new, more subdued toy, and began to set off back for his tribe.

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