Things characters would never say in a tekken game
Heihachi Mishima
1.I have decided out of the goodness of my heart to donate all my money to charity.
2.Ok Kazuya lets play golf like father and son.
3.Ow. I broke my spine.
4.Hash anyonesh sheen my teeth?
5.I'm rich, I'm powerful what more do women want?
6.Here King I've decided to give all my assets to you.
7.I feel twenty years younger. Now to find me a hooker.
8.Ok Lee as a gesture of good will I have decided to promote you from toilet scrubber to ass kisser.
9.Hey who poisoned my…hack! Hack! I'm dying!
10.I am Heihachi Mishima baby and I plan on sticking around for Tekken 6, Tekken 7, Tekken 8...
11.Ok this is my tournament so you have to let me win this time. Don't double cross me like you did in the previous tournaments. That means you!
12.Kuma stop humping that panda!
13.Once I obtain the power of the devil I'm leaving this game for Bloody Roar.
14.I may be old but I'm still sexy!
15.Ok virgins to right and sluts to the left. I've decided to host a Tekken bitch slapping tournament.
16.I Heihachi vow to be honest and kind and honourable and…hahaha yeah right as if!
17.Please Yoshimitsu kill Kazuya not me!
18.You're going down you hear me! I won't be beaten by a little girl!
19.I want my money back Xiaoyu! You sold me a fake country! There's no such place called Koopa island!
20.Good guys finish last and die much quicker.
21.I'm too old to fight. Get someone else to do it.
22.What!? I'm bankrupt?
23.Ok Jin time for your skydiving lesson. Oh wait you forgot your parachute!
24.Bye Jin, bye dad, bye son. See you on Mars ok?
25.Kuma what are you doing!? Nooooo! Help! Kuma is…