Narrator: First Up is Stupid, Ugly Misty from Stupid Vile!!!!
Misty: I'M NOT STUPID!!!!!!!
Narrator: Know your stars, know your stars... Misty Eats Socks.
Misty: NO I DON'T I HATE SOCKS AND I DON'T EAT THEM!!!!!
Narrator: Misty is in love with Gary.
Misty: I do not I love Ash!!
Ash walking on the stage.
Ash: I DO NOT LIKE YOU, I LIKE HIKARI!!!
Misty sobbing instantly
Narrator: Now you know Misty eats socks and Ash does not like her
(End Scene)
Narrator: Next, is May
May: ASH DOES NOT LIKE ME, HE LIKES HIKARI!!!!!!!! (May started to cry)
Narrator: Know your stars, know your stars... May eats her Pokemon
May: I DO NOT, I LOVE MY POKEMON!!!
Narrator: No you don't...and when you don't eat them your Brother does.
May cries
Narrator: Now you know, May.
May: NO THEY DON'T!!!!!!!
Narrator: Yes they do you pokemon eater.
May cries
Narrator: Next, is Ash
Ash: My Hikari is sooooooooo beautiful.
Narrator: Know your stars, know your stars, Ash does not like Hikari.
Ash: Don't say that about my beloved Hikari.
Narrator: Well, she does not like you, she hates your guts. She loves your rival Gary Oak.
Ash: Don't say that about my beloved Hikari. She does not like that ugly creep.
Narrator: Now you know Ash's...WAY TOO MUCH LOVE FOR LOVE WITH HIS ANNOYING LOVE OBSSESSTION FOR HIS STUPID UGLY GIRLFRIEND, HIKARI. (Pants for 5 hours)
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Ash: DON'T CALL MY BELOVED HIKARI STUPID AND UGLY! (Finds the Narrator and beats him up)
Narrator: Next is Gary Oak from Pallet Town don't beat me up!!!
Gary: I'm so JEALOUS of Ash! He got the most beautiful girl in the entire world!!!!!
Narrator: Know your stars, know your stars...Gary loves to beat up people even his own grandpa!!!!!!!
Gary: I'm going to challenge Ash to a Pokemon battles and whoever wins gets Hikari.
Narrator: Gary loves Misty Waterflower!
Gary: NO I DON'T I LIKE HIKARI AND KNOW ONE WILL GET HER (laughs evilly)
Narrator: Now you know Gary Oak.
Narrator: Next, up is Max, May stupid young brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Max: I'M NOT STUPID YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Know your stars, know your stars... Max wants May to be his girlfriend.
Max: I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Sure you don't. (He really does)
Max: NO, I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Now you Max's love for his sister May.
Max: NO THAT'S NOT TRUE! I LOVE MY SISTER, BUT AS A SISTER, NOT A GIRLFRIEND, LIKE ASH!
Narrator: DON'T REMIND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: NEXT UP IS... TEAM TWIRP AND TWIRPETTE
Jessie: HEY! I'M NOT A TWIRPETTE!!!!
James: YEAH!!!!! AND I' NOT A TWIRP!
Narrator: Know your stars, know your stars... Jessie is in love with James.
James: Okay, you caught me. I DO LOVE JESSIE!!!
Jessie: EWWW!!!! I HATE YOU, NERD!!! I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU, NERD!!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY... YOU'RE A NERD, NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Now you know, James is a Nerd!!!! (Laughs)
Narrator: NEXT IS THE GIRL-CRAZY PERSON!!!
Brock: Are you a girl?
Narrator: Yes, I am the most cutest girl in Kanto.
Brock: Can I have your phone number?
Narrator: Okay, my number is 555. I got you. Again, my number is 555.I got you.
Brock: Wanna go out on a date?
Narrator: I'M BOY! I TRICKED YOU! YOU ARE STUPID! MY NUMBER SAID 555. I GOT YOU, THAT MEANS I TRICKED YOU!
Brock: Oh.
Narrator: Now you know, I tricked Brock and it was awesome!
Narrator: NEXT IS BRENDAN
Brendan: I'M JELLOUS OF ASH! I HATE HIM! I WANNA KILL HIM FOR TAKING THE MOST BEATIFUL GIRL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!
May: HEY! YOU SAID I WAS THE MOST BEATIFUL GIRL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!
Brendan: SORRY!
May: I HATE YOU, I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU, YOU UGLY, WHITE-HAIRED GEEK!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: I'm not a geek.
May: Oooooook.
Narrator: Now you know, Brendan's love life has now ended
Narrator: Next is Paul! (Laughs at Paul name)
Paul: MY NAME IS NOT FUNNY AND I HATE HIKARI!!! SHE SAID I WAS VERY CREUL TO MY POKEMON AND ALSO SAID I WAS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL HER ONE DAY!!!!!
Ash: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash got on stage and beat Paul up with a stick, while people were chanting "Don't Arrest Ash!" over and over again.
Narrator: Now you Know, Paul got beat up with a stick, by Ash!
BACKSTAGE OF Know Your Stars!
Hikari: Should I wear the Pink one or the Blue one? What do you think Piplup?
Piplup: Piplup, Pip Pip. (I'll be right back)
Hikari: Ok.
Piplup: Pip, Pip.
Espeon: ...
Hikari: Wow, I like it. (Mixed Pink and Blue)
Piplup: Pip! (Thanks)
Narrator: OUR LAST PERSON IS, HIKARI!!!
Hikari: Hi.
Narrator: Know your stars, know your stars... Hikari Loves Ash and Ash Loves Her Back.
Hikari: Well... OK IT'S TRUE! I DO LOVE ASH!
Ash: I love you to, Hikari.
Hikari: Oh Ash! (Hikari runs to Ash and passionately kisses Ash on the lips)
Narrator: Now you know, that I am VERY VERY HAPPY (Don't ruin my happiness) that Ash and Hikari are together!
THE END!!