The Special Meeting
Naruto: Hey Hey!
Sasuke: Shut up Naruto!
Kakashi: Hey now! Don't get testy! Anyway were supposed to be at the hokage's place at 6:00.
Sakura: Isn't it at 7:43?
Kakashi: No, I heard 6:00
Sasuke: I agree with Kakashi
Naruto: Actually, I agree with Sakura.
Kenshin: I don't agree with anyone because I don't know what you guys are talking about!
Naruto: Get out of here, whoever you are!
Kakashi: Aren't you Kenshin, that guy we saw passing us 3 minutes ago?
Kenshin: Yes and I have come to steal your land!
Sasuke: I'll handle this one!
They fight for a while. Apparently, Kenshin wasn't in the best shape, so he lost the battle. He started crying for no reason.
Sasuke: why are you crying?
Kenshin: You hit my gut really hard!!!
Sasuke: I only touched it…
Ryoga: Here we are! Miami Beach!
All the characters there look at him strangely…
Kakashi: You ding-dong! This is Konoha!
Ryoga: What!?
Ranma: I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque! But no! You wouldn't listen! No no no no no!
He rants on for about ten minutes. Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi all leave because they got bored…
Sasuke: Who were those strangely weird people anyway?
Kakashi: I don't know.
Sakura: OH MY GOSH! IT'S 5:57!!!
Kakashi! Let's go then!!!
They run and they run until they get to his house. Apparently Sakura's watch was broken and it was only 3:35. When they get to his house, there in for a big surprise.
Hokage: What are you here for?
Kakashi: Were here for our mission.
Hokage: What? Your mission only starts at 6:00. Why are you here now?
Sakura: Because it's 6:00.
Hokage: No. It's 3:36.
Sasuke: What?
Ryoga: Here we are! Miami Beach!
The Hokage looks at him strangely…
Hokage: Get this buffoon out of my house!
Ryoga: Miami Beach is a house?
Kenshin knocks out Ryoga.
Hokage: You saved me from true idiocy! Here's your reward!
Inu Yasha: Yo
Sasuke: And who are you?
I'm Inu Yasha! And I've come to destroy this house!
Naruto: I'll handle this one Sasuke!
The fight takes a while but eventually Naruto lost.
Naruto: Ow!
Sakura: I'll handle this one!
Sakura fights Inu Yasha. Eventually, Inu Yasha loses the fight!
Sakura: That'll teach you!
Naruto: How come you won and I lost?
Sakura: Because you used brute strength and I flirted with him
Inu Yasha: I love Kagome, Kikyo and now, this lady
Kagome and Kikyo: Well, who's side are you on bub?
Inu Yasha: No!!!!!!
The hokage looks at him strangely...
Hokage: Well, you'd better get out of here. I'll send you a note to let you know when I am ready.
Kakashi: OK.
When they leave, they do some stuff. By the time there done, the time is 5:54. A note goes flying in the wind.
Kakashi: What's this? It says: I am ready now.
Naruto: Well let's go!
6 min. later, they arrive at his house.
Hokage: Ah! You're here!
Naruto: Yes. What is our assignment?
Hokage: Your assignment is to kill Barney.
Sasuke: You mean that annoying guy on TV?
Hokage: Yes. Now go!