A new trainer walked into Professor Oak's lab. Oak sighed and began his speech once again. "Are you a boy or a girl?" he asked the excited new trainer.
"I identify as a potato." the trainer stated.
"You can't identi-" he stopped, looking down at the trainer to see it was in fact a potato wearing a hat and belt, for his pokéballs. "Whelp here you go" Oak said handing him the keys to the lab and throwing his hands up in defeat.
"But all I wanted was a Treecko." the potato whimpered with a face of despair, I think.
"Wrong region!" Oak called walking out of his lab and hopping in his helicopter.