Prologue:
The setting took place on a dark wintry night, when an elderly looking man of a long stature, with a beard as white as snow, was strolling along the empty lane of Pervert Dr. The man looked mysterious, since he was alone and wearing a rather large robe elegantly designed with colorful ponies and flowers, all arranged in all sorts of unique patterns. Then for some odd reason, he took out something that might have been mistaken as a stick, but then later appeared as a wand since he was magically absorbing the light from the street lanterns.
"What on earth are you doing with those lights Albus"? The voice seemed as if it has come out of the mouth of a small gray squirrel. "AHHHH! Don't ever scare me like that Minerva." The squirrel then started transforming into the figure of an old woman with light brown hair and a hat which seemed as though it could've been worn by a witch. "Oh Albus my dear…. When is the boy arriving?" Minerva asked in a sexy tone. "Whenever Hagrid comes, and that is why I'm here, I'm waiting for him; he is rather taking a long time though."
Suddenly a girly honk was heard over them, and a motorcycle landed on the road. Then an extremely large man with a bushy beard appeared and was holding a bundle which seemed to have a baby boy in it. "Sorry I'm late, went to the pub and got me self drunk. Man was it blurry driving tonight, I could've sworn I heard a scream and then a crushing sound before I arrived, oh well." "Very interesting, now hand me the boy." "No the boy is mine." Yelled Hagrid. Minerva then interrupted, "Oh my dear sexy Hagrid… The boy needs to be taken under the care of his only family left, I hope you do understand." "Fine! yelled Hagrid. "But I'll put him at the doorsteps myself."
Hagrid then placed the bundle near the doorsteps of a trailer and placed a letter on top of the bundle." They all then whispered "Good luck me boy, Harry Potter…." Minerva then interrupted and said to Albus, "You still never told me why you took the light my dear…" Albus then replied, "I needed to heat my oven, lets all head back to my place and get drunk and go crazy." All replied, "Okay, see you there." They all left and Pervert Dr. was empty once again.
The next morning Bob Johnson opened a door and there, right in front of him was a baby boy in a bundle with a letter in it. Bob then looked at it and it said, to the Dursley's. He then hollered, "Hey Vernon you left your baby here." He then threw the bundle to his neighbor's yard, but luckily Petunia came out and caught it. She looked at the boy and said, "Oh crap its Lilly's boy."