Dumbledore had not been got for but ten minutes when a portal opened up on to the quiet, suburban streets of Privet Drive. Out stepped two figures.

One was a man who looked to be around the age of 25, he had long blonde hair tied back into a ponytail. He wore all black with steel-toed combat boots. He wore white gloves and a red overcoat with a snake wrapped around a cross emblazoned on the back.

His companion appeared to be a giant man wearing a suit of armor. (AN in case you haven't figured it out…it's the Elric Brothers)

The first man looked around and then sighed, "How the hell did we end up here?"

The suit of armor replied "You were trying to transmute a Philosopher's Stone…...again. You also apparently failed……again."

The first man's eye twitched as he said, "Shut up Al."

The newly christened Al just sighed and then spotted the bundle containing one Harry Potter and the letter that had been placed on top. He then spoke to the man beside him. "Hey Ed let's check that out."

Ed took a long look and just turned back to the portal, "Leave it Al. It's just a baby on a doorstep." When Al did not reply, he turned around to see Al reading the letter and starting to somehow cry through his helmet. Ed knew he should just turn and leave but just sighed yet again and walked up to his little brother.

Ed snatched the letter and began to read. As he read Ed became more intrigued by the child in front of him. The child had deflected a "Killing Curse" whatever that was but it appeared to be this world's version of Alchemy. It was obvious to the older Elric Brother that this boy this Harry Potter was very powerful.

As Ed was thinking of the boy's power, the younger brother was saddened by the death of Harry's parents. He could sympathize with the boy and wanted to help…then idea occurred to him. "Hey Ed."

Ed was broken from his musings by the voice. "Yea…what?"

"Let's take him back with us."

"WHAT?!?!"

"C'mon we got to he's like us."

"No he is not. We belong to different fucking dimensions for fucks sakes."

"Yes he is. We are all powerful and orphans."

"So? He still doesn't need to come with us."

"I think he does and I am not leaving until then." Al crosses his arms and legs in the act of defiance against his older brother.

Ed groaned and said, "I will just move you with Alchemy back to the portal."

Al glared at his brother and silently dared him to try. Ed knew that look and just let out a groan of exasperation. He sat next to his brother and whispered, "You have until sunrise to come up with a better reason or I will move you."

---~~~3 and ½ hours later~~~---

The sun was beginning to spread the rosy fingers of dawn into the early morning sky, and Al had yet to come up with a decent reason. He was beginning to become worried when inspiration struck and he looked slyly at Ed who was standing up to leave with or without the baby.

"Hey Ed. I got my argument."

Ed just sighed and said, "Ok shoot. See if you can convince me."

Al knew if he still had his body he would have a grin a mile-wide stuck on his face. He took a deep breath and said the six most convincing words Ed had ever heard, "I'll tell Winry how you feel."

Ed stiffened and began to cry fake anime tears, "How could you be so cruel? Fine we will take him."

Al just snickered and picked up the bundle and looked at the boy inside who awoke and looked at him with curious emerald green eyes. Al was amazed at the innocent child in front of him and became all the more amazed by the events described in the letter.

Before they entered the portal the brothers agreed that the boy would always know of his past life in this world and the deeds he did here.

The two brothers then stepped through the portal and out into their own world the portal closing with a squelching noise behind them.

First Chappie done. This hit me at around midnight…needed to do it. Harry will be learning Alchemy. He will be powerful as in Dumbledore just got bitchslapped…if you don't like don't read. Sticking with Harry/Hermione Ed/Winry and Roy/Riza…if you want others let me know.