Pirates of the Caribbean: Stunt Doubles
Elizabeth: Thank you, Jack
Jack: We're not free yet, love.
Elizabeth: But you came back. I always knew you were a good man.
She kisses him
We hear a click
Jack looks down to see Elizabeth handcuffed his hand to hers
Jack: I knew you couldn't resist!
Elizabeth looks down at the handcuffs
Elizabeth: Oh no! Jack, I didn't-
Will walks in after seeing them kiss. Now he finds them handcuffed together...
Will: What is going on here?
Elizabeth: It's not what it looks like!
Elizabeth fumbles around nervously, trying to get the key and unlock it
Will: (looks heartbroken) I don't know what to think…
Elizabeth: It's nothing, Will. I promise!
Will: (ignoring her)…But I do know you kissed my fiancé!
William draws his sword to Jack's throat
Jack: To be truthful, she's the one who kissed me.
Will: You haven't told the truth once this journey!
Jack: Actually-
Will cuts in by swinging his sword at him. Jack swings back. Piratey music starts to play
All of the sudden, a Kraken tentacle falls on Jack
Elizabeth: Jack! No!!!!
Will starts to sing "On My Own" from Le Miserables…. Badly
Will: (singing) On my own; with no one here beside me!
Elizabeth: I'm right here, Will.
Will: No your not, you skank!
Continues to sing… badly
Jack: I told you he was a eunuch.
Elizabeth: Jack! What the-
Jack: Oh! The Kraken. That was just my stunt double, love.
Elizabeth: …
Will is still singing
Will: (singing) Without me, her world will keep on turning.
Will: This isn't worth it. Goodbye world!
Shoots himself
Elizabeth: No! Will!
Leans over dead body
Will: Hello Elizabeth! Hello Jack!
Sees dead body
Will: Who killed my stunt double?
Takes a big bite of donut
Elizabeth: Will! (hugs him) How long have you been gone?
Will: About an hour. Why? What'd I miss?
Jack and Elizabeth: NOTHING!
Fin'