Chapter One
Commander Rev
Planet Meekrob, 63 years ago
The planet was a war zone flames burned everywhere, the metal skeletons of devastation drones lay strewn across the battlefield in the distance a massive viral tank crashed. Guns blazed, and the carcasses of both Imperial, and resistance soldiers fell. Then out of the fray of gunfire leapt a figure clad in red armor. With his assault rifle blazing he charged through the flames and caught a group of Resisty soldiers completely by surprise killing every one of them. The Imperial trooper let out a maniacal laugh, and launched himself at another squad laughing insanely as he did so. The soldier pushed through countless more rebel squads, and battle groups the same way until he stood at the top of a mountain of dead bodies, he lifted his head to the sky, and screamed a blood curdling death cry that could be heard for miles around.
Gigantic Throne room, 3:00 present day
"End transmission" Almighty Tallest Zix said. "Was this a commander of your liking?" second tallest Jade asked. "Well he certainly had the zeal to accomplish the task, but for safety's sake, General Kuzen, could you read his data file please?" Zix said motioning to a tall imposing Irken
"Rev: Former special ops commander, currently imprisoned on the imperial prison planet Terrum. Was first banished to foodcourtia, after a massacre on Devastis, has been arrested seven times since for murder, arms trade, and torture." Kuzen read.
"A homicidal maniac?" Zix questioned. "No, just a soldier who enjoys his job a little to much," Kuzen replied with a small smirk. "I like him, we need soldiers like him, what with Zim's growing rebellion, and the new and improved Resisty. Kuzen, send a ship to Terrum, and bring him to me." "Thy will be done my Tallest."
Irken prison planet Terrum, 6:00 galactic time
"Today's your lucky day Rev," an Irken guard said as the force field that guarded Rev's cell opened, and his stun cuffs unlocked themselves. "Just got orders from the Gigantic, you're to leave for the Gigantic immediately." "Heh, maybe they've finally decided to execute you" the guard joked. Rev just narrowed his eyes, and fought off the urge to leap up and strangle the guard. Seeing that he was getting no response, the guard just motioned for Rev to follow him. Upon reaching the hangar where a shuvver was waiting for them Rev shouted, "Yes! Rev is free, now I shall rain doom upon all my enemies, MUAH-HA-HA-HAAAAA!" and ran inside the shuvver which promptly blasted off with Rev's insane laughter still hanging in the air. "Freaky little defective," the guard muttered before returning to work.
Gigantic hangar bay 9
As Rev's shuvver exited hyperspace, he marveled at the size of it. The first thing Zix did upon being declared Almighty Tallest was to build a ship so huge that it could put down rebellions just by the sight of it. The Gigantic was at least eight times bigger than it's predecessor the Massive, and boasted huge storage pods chock full of Maim Bots, Plasmar Battle Tanks, Megadoomers, and Mark ll devastation drones, the latest in Irken battle technology. The shuvver landed in a hangar bay along with dozens more like it, as Rev stepped out four Elite guards greeted him. "Commander Rev, Almighty Tallest Zix requests your presence on the bridge," the tallest of them said. Rev followed them with growing anxiety as he followed the squad through an endless maze of hallways and corridors. "Surely the must not want to kill me," Rev thought. "I'd have been sent to Judgementia if they wanted to do that." Rev reassured himself. As Rev ambled into the bridge Almighty Tallest Zix greeted him "So you are Rev, are you not" Zix said. "YES! I AM REV! DOOM BRINGER THE MASTER OF PAIN! BLAH-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!" Rev screamed.
"Excellent, as you may now have heard the Empire has a sufficient amount of threats towards it these days." "The Resisty, filthy low down scum I SHALL RAIN DOOM UPON THEIR HEADS!" Rev yelled insanely. "Of course, but now a new threat has emerged, Zim." Zix almost spat the name out. "Red and Purple never saw him as a threat, that was a mistake. Now Zim has amassed a large army, and is mobilizing against the empire." "So what do I have to do with this?" Rev asked "I was getting to that." Zix said with a hint of disgust in his voice "You are to hunt down and kill targets of importance, fight the battles before they come to us. If you do so I shall reinstate you, and make you an Invader." At these words Rev's eyes lit up "Oh, I would kill to be an Invader," Rev mumbled as a sadistic grin spread across his face. "Yes and we want you to" Zix said as several cables snaked down from the ceiling, and attached themselves to Rev's PAK. "You will find all the deactivated systems in your PAK unlocked as well as many new ones." Zix said as the food service icon changed to the Imperial Irken insignia. "What do I half to do?" Rev said with a look of grim determination on his face. Zix merely activated a holoscreen to his left, it displayed an image of a large ship, about the size of a Viral Tank. "This is the Gir, our spies have detected it in orbit over the planet Vort. Your mission is to infiltrate the ship and bring the commander of it back alive do you understand?" "It will be done my Tallest I SHALL BRING ABOUT DOOM ON THESE FILTHY TRAITORS!" Rev yelled before leaving the throne room. Zix promptly brought up a communication link with head of security and told them to keep an eye on Rev. He had just spent nine trillion credits on this ship, and didn't want to see it damaged any time soon.
Gigantic equipping station
"So, you must be Rev" the technician at the equipping station said as Rev entered. "YES! I AM REV. HARBINGER OF PAIN, MASTER OF DESTRUCTION!," "Ooookay then, let's get started" the technician said, clearly uncomfortable. "This is 2.0, a new improved SIR unit, with camouflage technology, an adaptive combat AI, a wide variety of powerful weapons, and of course a thermos." He said, holding up a bulked up android that flipped out into a angry looking SIR unit "Sir! I am prepared to annihilate any threat, Sir!" before Rev could respond 2.0 body slammed the technician "Is He A Threat! Is He!" "No he isn't, now get off him 2.0." Rev replied sternly "Now what was that all about?" Rev asked with his antenna cocked in confusion.
"Oh, heh, heh, well 2.0 is a new model and has a couple anger issues" the technician said absentmindedly rubbing his head. Rev glanced back and fourth from the technician to the fuming SIR unit. "Sir is there a problem, is he the problem!" the robot said as energy buzz saws slid out of his head "No, no, there is no problem 2.0. What's next?" "Well, we've got your jumpsuit, SIAR-35 plasma rifle, armament kit, and your Mark lll voot cruiser." said the Irken as he lead Rev along a hallway stocked with weaponry, survival equipment, and ships. Rev regarded everything with awe and quickly departed into the changing room with his arms full of weaponry. When he emerged Rev was a whole different person, he wore a crimson and black combat jumpsuit with a plasma assault rifle clutched in his arms with a soldiers grace, a look of homicide was on his face the look of uncontrollable bloodlust that would chill any normal person to the bone "YES! I AM REV AND I SHALL SLAUGHTER ALL THOSE UNRIGHTFUL OF LIVING MUAH-HA-HA-HAAAAA!" 2.0 joined in with his own mechanized laughter which sent the technician scurrying down the hall.
The Gir somewhere over the Planet Vort
"Sir we have detected a object inbound!" a navigator on the flight deck said. "It's headed right for us" another one said. "Put the image on the main screen" the captain ordered. The veiwport flickered to the image of a speeding metal object. "Our database says it's a mark lll voot cruiser." "Launch countermeasures, destroy that ship!" the captain said furiously. "But sir, we're ordered to capture any enemies, not destroy them" an Irken at a nearby weapons console said. "Just do it, after all what's one little ship going to do to us."
That was the biggest mistake of his life.
Rev's ship 9:00 galactic time
Rev, still laughing insanely, sped his voot cruiser towards the enemy ship when suddenly, a burst of plasma fire came out of the turrets on the Gir's side. The look on Rev's face immediately changed to vicious snarl."2.0 pilot the voot, I'm boarding" Rev said, before leaping out of the cockpit four thrusters emerged out of his PAK and he flew towards the ship while the voot cruiser, and 2.0 gave him cover fire. Rev landed on the hull and used a laser welding tourch to cut a hole in the Gir's side.
Inside the Gir
"So how's your week goin'?" "Pretty well, but not much happens round here, ya'know." Two rebel guards chatted. At that, the door behind them blew open and plasma bolts flew out of Rev's assault rifle, putting several holes in the rebel Irkens sides. Rev merely looked at them with disgust, and slapped a new plasma cartridge in his gun.
Gir bridge 9:30 galactic time
"Sir the target has just boarded the ship!" "What, contact Sveek and Tilin," the capitan ordered. "They're both dead sir," the navigator said. The captain's eyes narrowed. "Assemble all security personal in B quadrent, we'll intercept him in the main hanger."
Somewhere inside the Gir
"Pathetic! pathetic traitors, I am Rev and you shall all have your death at my hands MUAH-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Rev screamed as he lifted his head from the dead bodies of three other renegade Irkens. He approached the door and was greeted with a hail of plasma fire. Rev ducked behind a nearby spittle runner and returned fire. There were at least a dozen guards in the hanger, and Rev was running out of options. "Eh, well looks like I'm gonna have to do this the old fashion way," he said sliding a dagger out of it's sheath. "Die!" Rev screamed leaping over the spittle runner and plunging the dagger into the nearest rebel, at the same time he pulled out a plasma pistol and shot the Irken next to him full of holes. The guards quickly recovered from the shock and returned fire. Rev leaped over the plasma bolts performing a back flip in midair, and in one fluid motion flung his dagger into the back of one rebels head, pulled out his assault rifle and shot the remaining guards in the back before they could even realize what happened. "Thanks, that was almost challenging," Rev muttered as he walked towards the elevator.
Gir bridge
Rev grinned sadistically as the elevator approached the bridge. Ding! The doors slid open revealing the startled faces of several technicians. "Knock, knock." Rev said nonchalantly as he sprayed the area with plasma bolts. "Set up a transmission with the Minnimoose, tell them we need assistance, argh!" one navigator said to another one at the primary communications console just as a plasma bolt pierced his head.
Minnimoose somewhere in deep space
"This is the Gir! We need help now! There's an Imperial commando on board, I repeat we need, wait, no, nooooo!" The line went dead as green Irken blood splattered the screen. The commanders eyes widened with shock. "Plot a course for the Gir. Inform the crew that we'll be jumping in five."
Gir bridge
"BLAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!" Rev laughed as he tossed the last of the dead technicians off to his left "I AM REV AND NOTHING SHALL STOP ME NOW! I SHALL RAIN DOOM AND DESTRUCTION UPON ALL OF YOU FILTHY SCUMBAGS! I AM REV!"
"Rev?"
End of Chapter One