Trailer Trash
(chrous to bad boys)
bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, when they come for you
Coming to a trailer park near you Cadence and Shining in trailer trash an epic drama of incest, love, and betrayal.
It's a hot humid dusk in Redneckville Trailer Court. You see five Pegasus with unwashed faces their wings full of dirt, six unicorns their horns dingy and chipped, the yard around the trailer uncut and a chariot on blocks. In the trailer you hear fighting and cursing, things hitting the wall Cadence and Shining fighting for the twelfth time today.
"Cadence, you need to get a job and help me with the bills." yells Shining,
"I ain't working, I have to get my beauty sleep." shouts Cadence, Shining rolling his eyes,
"It don't help any." Cadence glares and levitates a plate at Shining's head and he ducks and it shatters against the wall.
"Why don't you love me anymore Shining?" cries Cadence,
"Have you seen yourself lately? You don't take a bath anymore, your mane is always in curlers, you have gained three hundred pounds, and you have a flank bigger than Rarity's." replies Shining,
"Well Shining you ain't no prize either, you have hair growing out of your ears and nose, you have a beer belly, and you always smell like gas." snarls Cadence,
"Well Cadence I do work at a gas station." replies Shining,
"Why don't you ever take me out anymore Shining? You use to think I was hot." cries Cadence,
"Yeah well that was before I meet Rarity." shouts Shining.
As the fighting continues Shining's cell phone rings.
"Who the hell is that? I bet is that homewrecking skank, tell her to stop calling you or I will." shouts Cadence, Shining tells Rarity to come over he needs to see her.
"I can't believe you invited that homewrecking skank to our trailer." fumes Cadence,
"Well Cadence you seem to forget about the party and all the comments you made and then you betrayed me with Big Mac, so if Rarity is a homewrecking skank that makes you a drunken ho." Shining replied.
As the sun goes down and night is falling you could hear fighting as Cadence and Rarity go at it, pulling each other's mane, bucking and biting each other. You would think it was an episode of Jerry Springer. JERRY!, JERRY!, JERRY!
A/N: Yet another reference to Jerry Springer *yay* read and review. The song Bad Boys from the group Inner Circle.