Title: Seven Reasons.
Summary: Seven reasons as to why Natsu thinks Gray's stripping habit is just wrong.
Warnings: Only Gray's indecency… although, it doesn't bother me in the least :3
Author's note: Uhm… this just came up off the top of my head. Honestly, I think it's pretty ridiculous… but meh, just my crazy imagination XD.
This wasn't really rewritten, as mentioned in my profile. I just did a little editing here and there. Enjoy!
Natsu – Bold.
Gray – Italic.
Lucy - Underlined
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Seven Reasons.
Original MentallyDatingGrayFullbuster fanfiction.
I own nothing but my shitty imagination.
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"What's right with it?"
"What's wrong with it?"
"You look like a pervert."
"You only realize that now?"
"It's weird to look at."
"Why are you looking at me?"
"It makes the girls feel uncomfortable"
"What can I say? I'm sexy, bitch."
"It makes the guys seem gay."
"Well… you are, considering you look at me."
"It's indecent."
"There's a rule now?"
"It's disturbing."
"Saves me money."
"..."
"..."
"Okay."
"Okay?"
"Okay."
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"WHAT THE HECK?!"