Trailer Park Fight
Is a hot summer night in the trailer park, fighting can be heard an every night occurrence for Cadence and Shining.
"What do you're pregnant again?" yells Shining,
"Just what I say asshole, I' m pregnant." yells Cadence
Shining hangs his head, "I thought you were on the pill."
"I lied, I'm a princess I can have as many as I want." said Cadence
"Um...Cadence, don't you remember Princess Celestia disowned you, and fired me, that's why I'm working as a mechanic." Shining exclaims,
"Yeah, I know Shining that's why i had to humiliate myself when I had to get food stamps and welfare." hisses Cadence,
"You are a bum Shining." yells Cadence. Shining grew angry and slapped Cadence. As Cadence dials 911 you could hear a siren in the background as the ponyville police arrived the crew of CLOPS with them. Officer Coffee approaches Cadence, who is crying,
"Officer he slapped me."
You see officer Donut talking to Shining to get his side of the story.
"Officer all Cadence does all day is sit on her fat flank eat bon bon's, watch soaps and she won't even take care of the children, my sister has to come watch them while I'm at work."
"Officer Donut yes, I did slap her only because i just got so mad at her and couldn't take her mouth anymore."
As the officers talked about what happened, you could hear bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, when they come for you (playing in the background). Both officers walked over to Cadence and Shining and tell them to try and work things out.
"Listen, if we get another call it won't be us coming, it will be officer Madea and officer Biggmomma and believe me neither of you want those two here." replies officer Coffee.
As the officers leave you see Cadence and Shining talking embrace and kiss.
A/N: another fine oneshot done for laughs, read and review.