When you walked on the scene
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they abhor, the one they came to beat (the one they came to beat)
You're a...Mary sue (b*tch)
Everybody hates you (everybody hates you)
OC...Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
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Backed by little demand
There's so many of us we can be considered our own brand
We've been here longer than Forest Gump has ran
Do you still hate us, when we are perfect and grand?
Well look at all the Sues stealing Winry's man
Whoa Winry...we don't think that you're bland
It's not your fault Ed prefers sleeping with a man
Ed can't be gay! Well of course he can!
It's those fanfic authors who created this fad
Just like Micheal Jackson we should show them who's bad
Punch them, kick them, then repeat again
We're as boring as Naruto on Ritalin
Created to be the perfect girlfriend
We have a perfect bodies and larger boobs than most women
It's just too bad that we can't see over them
We angst from 2 to ten
And we're as protective as a dragon
Oh, and of course we'll get that chapter-long lemon
(Hello Ed, come on in)
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When you walked on the scene
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they abhor, the one they came to beat (the one they came to beat)
You're a...Mary sue (b*tch)
Everybody hates you (Everybody hates you)
OC...Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
This isn't finished yet, but I posted it anyway. I've only done the first verse.