Fairyhearts: So, yeah. I'm feeling a little off at the moment. Exams are driving me crazy! Not as bad as Lucy is though ;P what? You don't know what I'm talking about? Read to find out!
smazeikis: You are messed up.
Lia: Isn't she?
Fairyhearts: Awww. Thanks Sal, Lia.
smazeikis: Just do the disclaimer Bjorn.
Fairyhearts: Don't call me Bjorn!
smazeikis: Then don't call me Sal.
Fairyhearts: Hidoi...
Lia: Well, while the two of them argue. I'll do the disclaimer. Everyone here apart from me is an idiot so there's no way they own Fairy Tail. I'm just too fabulous to own Fairy Tail.
Fairyhearts: Well then...modest much?
Fairy Tail: GET ON WITH IT!
Fairyhearts: Hai hai. ONTO THE STORY!

I always thought happy endings were a part of life. Now I know I was wrong. I have no happy ending. Not one that I can see.

The guild was filled with anguish.

"What did you do?!" Freed shouted. I had never seen the green-haired man so angry.

"I-I don't know..." I wailed. Tears were streaming down my porcelain face and onto my outstretched hands.

"Leave her alone Freed! It's not her fault!" Erza screamed at the faithful mage. He looked broken, I knew there were only two ways to make him that way. I ruled out one when I saw Mirajane, Fairy Tail's barmaid, watching the scene with a worried frown.

"Erza," I squeaked. "Where's Laxus?" The red head stiffened and a fire filled Freed's eyes again.

"You have no right to speak his name! You have no right to even stay here after what you did to him!" Freed yelled. I felt my tears stop in shock while everyone gasped. A brown haired girl stepped forward.

"Freed, you're taking this too far. Calm down."

"I will not calm down Ever!" Freed yelled. He lashed out at his team mate who was attempting to restrain him and sent her flying across the room.

"Go!" the third member of their group yelled. His little totem poles flew over to suspend Evergreen in the air until Elfman retrieved her.

"I'm sorry Lucy," Evergreen croaked with a small smile. "Freed's a bit distraught. Please don't take anything he says to heart."

"B-But Ever-chan," I whispered. Ever had been like a sister to me when I was lost in a world of muscles and testosterone. "Where is Laxus?" She smiled sadly at me and I knew the answer. My mentor, friend and the love of my life had left the guild.

"He-hic-handed in the paper work last-hic-night," Master informed us, having spoken for the first time since I entered the guild. His cheeks were tinted pink and a large mug sat in his hand with a half empty barrel of Hobgoblin, ruby coloured ale beside him. My tears flowed down my cheeks.

"This is all my fault. I did this." I sobbed. Freed pulled out his sword.

"Then let us end your happiness for the happiness you stole." I held out my right hand and everyone stared at me.

"Do it."

"Lucy no!" I heard Natsu shout. I ignored him.

"Until I find Laxus and bring him back, I will be a guildless mage."

Fairyhearts: MWAHAHAHAHA I'm evil :3 evil cat
Lia: *grabs Fairyhearts' wrist and squeezes*
Fairyhearts: owowowowowowowow. Itaiyo Lia!
Lia: That's evil :)
Ashley: SING technique...activate!
Fairyhearts: SING?
Lia: Stomach, Instep, Nose, Groin. The ultimate defence sequence against guys.
Fairyhearts: Sounds like an attack sequence to me...
Ashley: 'Til next time!
Fairyhearts: Wait...I'm posting the next chapter right now!