I Always Have
A Stargate Atlantis/Swan Princess parody.
A/N- The first parody or crack!fic that I've ever done. Be kind. Some parts will be lifted from the movie- some will be of my own creation. And for those who have seen 'The Swan Princess' you will understand why I cast Rodney McKay as JeanBob and not Bromley.
Cast of Characters
Elizabeth Weir as Princess Odette
John Sheppard as Prince John
Rodney McKay as JeanBob
Radek Zelenka as Speed
Ronan Dex as Puffin
Teyla Emmagen as, a new character
William (John's Father) as 'Queen Uberta'
Victoria (Elizabeth's mother) as 'King William'
Sora as Rothbart's assistant.
Carson Beckett as Bromley
Richard Woolsey as Rodgers
Chuck as Chamberlain.
A Fairy Tale Beginning (Prologue)
Once upon a time, there was a Queen named Victoria who ruled a vast and mighty city. And yet she was sad, for she was growing old and had no child to inherit the throne, but then happily a child was born. A daughter; and she was given the name... Elizabeth.
Kings and Queens from all around came to visit. Among them was the widowed William and his young son, Prince John. It was then that Victoria and William happened upon the same idea. John and Elizabeth would be brought together every few summers in the hopes that they would fall in love and join their kingdoms together forever.
But unknown to all was another plan; that of the evil rebel- a man by the name of Kolya. Elizabeth's birth was of little concern to him, for he was preparing to take Victoria's kingdom by means of the forbidden arts. On the eve of his assault Victoria attacked and Kolya's powers was plunged into ruin.
Despite calls for his death, the troublemaker was only banished.
"You have made a mistake your highness..." Kolya sneered as he was let go. "Some day I will get my power back and when I do I will get my revenge. Everything you own and everything you love will be mine."
Queen Victoria said nothing. She merely pointed towards the distant forest of the mainland and ordered him to go. Many feared her too kind. However, in time the threat was forgotten and all turned their attention to that not to distant summer when Elizabeth and John would meet.