Symphony: Hello. A friend of mine recently broke into Stephenie Meyer's house to find the original copy of Twilight. Well, she found it. We got some lols out of this thing. Something tells me it won't sell for very much on the internet, but I'll just post it here, savvy?
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Yeh, so mehs name is bella sawn. I go 2 frks wasington becuz mah ma is geting maried to som lozar, yah? Anywayz, i so lik, ulgy and stuf! i go inta a medow and se a vampir! hes obviusly a vampre becuz he's all sparkly and prety! "oh stephenie! I lub u!" he creid. "oh, I lib u 2111apple1" then we mad out. "bela,' he sas al seruisously, 'are relaioship as reched it's peek.' 'edwad' I siged 'I ready.' 'O RLY? Wel, sur…' den we did something naghty, den…I gots pregnant1111 'o stephenie1 my super hrd thang mads s a babee!'