Cross Epoch Heores!
One day all of the a sudden some guy (Hercule) became king of a country and made everyone happy! (Not really they're all too stupid to see what a huge lying coward he is!)
What secerts lies behind the birth of the new king? (only that he stole criedit for something someone else did.)
Three friend that work as train conductors sat on the train watching the people cheer their new afro headed kind.
"The town's so lively now that we have anew king" Tony Tony Chopper said looking out to the new king.
"That's good, but I wonder how such a guy can become king all of a sudden?" Krillin asked.
"How knows maybe the idiot wishes to be king" Naomi said as all their eyes widen.
"AH! That's it! I know!" they all yelled.
"That means...!" Krillin said as Naomi covered his mouth.
"Shhhh! We can't let everyone know! Now let's make sure we get "off early" today" she said as they all stood.
"We're closed today!" Chopper yelled.
"Sorry all the trains are broken!" Naomi yelled.
EH! No way! That sucks!" a man said.
"Sorry customers" Krillin said as they entered the controls of one of the trains.
"We're sorry!" Chopper yelled.
"Come back tomorrow okay!" Naomi yelled.
"Taking off! Train coaster hurry!" Krillin yelled as the train began to go down the roller coaster tracks.
"Woo hoo!" Naomi yelled.
IIIIII
Somewhere else robots and men were being fired at by two beautiful women with guns.
"Uwah! We've got invader!" a man yelled.
Outside the ships parts of it exploded as the women looted them.
"Sorry" Bulma said with a bag of money slung over her shoulder and a gun pointed to an alien on the ground.
"I surrender!" the alien said waving a white flag.
"Now that's a good boy" Serena said kicking his head and knocking him out cold.
"Bulma! Serena! I'v got all the treasures loaded! We've gotta hurry up or we're not gonna make it!" Nami yelled.
"We here you don't get you panties in a bunch!" Serena yelled as they boarded the ship.
"Do you know the location Nami?" Bulma asked.
"Leave it to me Nee-san!" Nami said.
"Oh boy another take off" Serena said holding onto a sturdy object.
"Full speed ahead!" Nami yelled as their ship zoomed far away from the ship they robbed.
"Dammit!" the alien of the ship yelled.
IIIIIII
Somewhere in the desert a jeep zoomed by as Sheriff Sanji spoke on a radio with someone as Sheriff Roshi and Officer Zang rode and waited for the call to end.
"Yes! Yes, yes Aaah I see you're attacked by a gang of beautiful space thieve but we're pretty busy right now, yes bye then!" he said hanging up.
"What going on Sanji?" Master Roshi asked.
"Yes do tell" Zang said leaning forward and leaning forward from the backseat.
"Someone got robbed" Sanji said.
"What! Then why did you hang up!" Master Roshi yelled.
"Why? Cause we're busy now right?" Sanji said.
Yeah that what you told us to do since we got up this morning" Zang said.
"That's inexcusable! It's our job!" Roshi yelled.
"But we've got gals waiting for us at the "destination" remember?" Sanji said.
"Yeah you remember those hot ass babes" Zang said.
"Permission granted!" Roshi yelled.
'I knew you couldn't resist you old pervert' Zang thought.
"Hurry up!" Roshi yelled.
"Yes!" Sanji said as Zang saw he had a blush and a nose bleed.
"Man am I the only normal one here?" Zang said.
IIIII
Somewhere over a valley Captain Vegeta Sky Pirate ship flew over a rocky land as Vegeta yells could be heard outside.
"Worthless! We don't have to go!" Vegeta yelled.
"Ehhh! Why Captain Vegeta?" Trunks asked.
"Are you sure it's true?" Vegeta asked.
"Yes the darkness wrapped the sky yesterday, that's your proof" Robin said.
"No doubt about it those idiots are at work again" Akina said.
"I wanna go!" Usopp yelled.
"Oh shut up Usopp your wailing is giving me a headache!" May said.
"We can eat anything we want! Trees mountains! You can't be human if you miss out on that guys!" Usopp yelled.
"We want to go too but you have a battle appointment with Dr. Gero's Pirates tonight Usopp" Trunks said.
"This is much more important that that!" Usopp yelled.
"Your just scared" Trunks said.
"No way!" Usopp yelled.
"Then missing this won't be a problem will it Usopp?" May said.
"I see it's battle day...but it's pretty troublesome to fight them guess it can't be helped, I guess we can take a break once in a while" Vegeta said.
"Woo hoo! Captain Vegeta you're the man! Woosh, Robin! May! Trunks! Akina! Full speed towards the northeast direction!" Usopp yelled.
"You idiot" Akina said.
"But Usopp it's located towards the west" Trunks said.
"Okay that way then!" Usopp yelled.
"Why Vegeta hasn't killed you yet I will never know" May said.
IIIIII
Somewhere in a blizzard treding threw snow three warriors made their way with the luggage carried by strange beast.
"Are you sure this is the right direction?" Piccolo asked.
"I've never said this is the right direction!" Zoro yelled.
"What!" Reyoto yelled.
"You how can you be so irresponsible!" Piccolo yelled.
"Yeah Zoro you could have bothered to read the damn direction instead of tears it apart after you read the first three lines!" Reyoto yelled.
"We all don't know the directions so I took the liberty to pick one!" Zoro yelled.
"Ma your irritating!" Reyoto yelled.
"Oh! Train...why don't we hijack that?" Zoro asked as they saw a coaster train going down a ramp.
"Good idea!" Piccolo said.
"Better than freezing my tail off out here" Reyoto said.
A few seconds latter Chopper, Krillin and Naomi meet their hijackers.
"Gyaaah! Train robbery!" Chopper yelled.
"Oh it's you!" Zoro said looking irritated.
"Well it's good to see you too grass head!" Naomi said.
Ahhh! Piccolo! Zoro! Reyoto!" Krillin said with excitement.
"Three more passengers on board" Piccolo said.
"That's a lie! You're forcing yourselves into the train!" Chopper yelled.
"Oh be nice Chopper some of them are really good friends right Reyoto?" Naomi said drawing circles on his exposed chest.
"You know it babe" he said.
"Hey! No PDA on the train!" Krillin yelled.
IIIIII
Flying fast over the skies Goku and Kento zoomed over as they spotted a fast running meat eating boy.
"Hey Goku look who it is!" Kento said point down below.
"Oh!" Goku said as they flew down to Luffy, "Hey Luffy!" Goku said as Luffy took a pite of the meat he held in one hand.
"Hrmm?" he said looking over then swallowed.
"Goku! Kento!" he said.
"Hey Luffy!" Kento said.
"You're going too right?" Goku asked.
"Yeah! I got distracted into some small adventures here and there and now I'm late!" Luffy said.
"Want a ride?" Goku asked.
"Yeah we can give you a lift" Kento said.
"It's okay I can run! This is still considered an adventure!" Luffy yelled.
"I see but..." Goku said as Luffly ran off a cliff, "there's a cliff...what are you gonna do now?" Goku asked as Luffy screamed as he fell down the cliff.
"Oh we better help him" Kento said.
"He's can't fly can he?" Goku asked.
"Nope just stretches" Kento said.
"Maybe we should give him a hand" Goku said.
"Yeah good idea" Kento said.
"Hey Nimbus!" Goku yelled as the gold cloud caught Luffy and the three flew over the clouds.
"See?" Goku said.
"Isn't this much better?" Kento asked.
"Uhaaaah it's so fluffy!I changed my mind; I'll fly with you" Luffy said.
"Uh oh here comes our stupid bad guys" Kento said as the large giant fish ship thing came into view.
"Wait! Why do you always get in the way of our world domination!" Emperor Pilaf yelled.
"Isn't it obvious you moron they want to be the heroes" Nero said.
"We will definitely take you down today!" Buggy yelled.
In front of the overwhelming power of the Tettiri 55you're absolutely helpless!" Emperor Pilaf yelled.
"He's right! We are the Kings of Villains: Pilappaggyro Villain Union!" Buggy yelled.
"By the way who was the moron who combined our names like that?" Nero asked.
"We'll make sure you'll never be able to fight again ever you punks! Gyaha hahaha!" Emperor Pilaf said.
"And I'm the only one with a brain here" Nero said.
"Hey! You're in our way!" Luffy yelled.
"They're so persistent" Goku said.
"You'd think they would have learned their lesson after the first ass whopping" Kento said.
"We're in a hurry too there's no other way" Goku said going into Kamehameha stance while Kento charged for his signature move and Luffy stretched his arms back.
"Ka-Me-He-Me!"
"Gum-Gum!"
"Victory!"
"Ha!"
"Pistol!"
"Cannon!"
The three attacks made the ship explode.
"Uwaaah! Emergency Villian Union Captains!" a man yelled.
"What!" Emperor Pilaf yelled.
"The paper Mache we were using to cause menace is broken!" the man yelled.
"Oh shit!" Buggy yelled.
"This is what happens when you morons don't listen to me! Next time we do it as I plan" Nero said calmly as they got onto the escape boat.
"Retreat!" Buggy and Pilaf yelled right into taget sight of Vegeta and Nami ships.
"That's Pilappaggyro crew" Nami said.
"Just shoot them down!" Bulma said.
"Yeah were late so make it quick" Serena said.
"Identified an enemy ship ahead!" Usopp yelled.
"Were right here you don't need to yell!" May said,
"Leave it to me" Vegeta said getting up as he walked to the top of the ship and sent a kai blast at it as Nami ship blasted at it shooting it out of the sky towards the train.
"Hrmm? Something falling down from the sky!" Chopper yelled.
"It's going to hit the train!" Krillin yelled.
"Hey were did Zoro, Piccolo and Reyoto go?" Naomi asked as the three warriors stood on top of the train and drew their swords and collided them together.
"Reverse-Side Sword Attack!" they yelled causing the crash to deflect off into another direction.
"Villain Union Captains this ship's no good anymore!" the man yelled.
"We know that!" Emperor Pilaf and Buggy yelled as Nero used a dark portal out of there as the ship crashed into the desert as the jeep drove by as they looked around for the source of the explosion.
"I wonder what that was?" Roshi asked.
"Hrmmm...do we take care of trouble or gals?" Sanji asked.
"Gals of course!" Roshi said.
"You read my mind!" Sanji said.
"Oh when I get back to the station I am asking for new partners!" Zang said.
"See? This is what happens when you two more don't listen to me" Nero said looking down at the unconscious Emperor Pilaf and Buggy.
IIIIII
When the sky suddenly lost it light that was when someone wish was being granted somewhere.
"I'll grant you one wish" Shenron said.
"Woot! Make me a king!" Hercule yelled.
The miracle balls finished their job and entered a one year break and on an island far away from the world someone waited quietly for his friends to arrive he had a modest wish cutting mountains of cake and pouring tea from the rive of tea into cups inlaid jelly beans. Chocolate tables Pie stamps. Cotton candy clouds. Soft rabbit rice-cakes gummy flowers everything there was edible the very next day after the sky lost it light at exactly 3pm the wish-granting dragon's friends gathered together and held a tea party.
"Were here!" Krillin yelled as him and the other walked in as they began to party Shenron invited them to.
Ten minutes into the party the last three guest arrived.
"Hey Shenron! Guys! Long time no see!" Goku yelled.
"We're here bastards!" Luffy yelled.
"Really Luffy? Man you're a real piece of work" Kento said.
"Welcome friend" Shenron said.
"It's a feast!" Luffy yelled as they ran to join their friends.
"I'm straving!" Goku said.
"You're always starving!" Kento said.
"Hey Goku!" Krillin yelled.
"Luffy!" Chopper yelled.
"Hey! Your late! All of you!" Bulma yelled.
"Oh shut your mouth woman!" Vegeta yelled.
"What did you just say to me you bastard!" Bulma yelled.
"Oh boy there they go again" Trunks said.
"Oh just ignore them they'll both run off and make-out later when no one around" Akina said.
"Hey Zang long time no see, so how being a cop?" Kento asked.
"It would be nice if I didn't have the two most perverted partners in the world speaking of which one about to regret his actions" Zang said as they saw Roshi grope Serena ass.
"You pervert!" Serena yelled as she punched him and sent him flying into the tea river.
"Ah man! Thanks a lot Serena now it's contaminated with whatever disease that man carrying" Naomi said.
"Hey Nami I bet you five zenie I can get someone to kiss that old pervert" May said.
"You're on!" Nami said.
"Yeah right! No one in the right mind would kiss that pervert" Usopp said.
"Same goes for Sanji too" Reyoto said.
"What!" Sanji yelled.
"It's true lets face it Sanji you're a younger version of Roshi" Zoro said.
"No correction he's an exact version" Piccolo said.
"Man life doesn't get better than this!" Kento said as he Goku and Luffy pigged out on food.
The End!