So one day Rolf was just walkin' da cul-de-sac until suddenly he encountered Aya who took a picture of him for da news article yo'
"ARE YOU STEALING ROLF'S SOUL WILL YOUR FILMBOX" shouted the him at Aya who turned into Double D and was all liek "WHY OF COURSE NOT ROLF, WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION"
Then it hit Rolf when he saw Double D.
"YOU ARE NOT ED
YOU HAVE CURSED MY RASPBERRIES TO THE LIFE OF TOUHOU
ROLF WILL RELEASE HIS RAGE NOW"
Then Rolf actually turned into a Touhou and used the That's My Horse spellcard to defeat Aya and she was from Touhou 12.5 so she was killed easily so yeah
THE END (hahaha no)
Remember that abruptly concluded battle from last time
well
GUESS WHO SHOWED UP JUST IN TIME FOR THE PARTY
"HAHAHA, NOW TO DO HOSPITAL STUFF" said the dastardly prez as he got his team together-
actually you know what fuck teams this shit is getting old
ONE-ON-ONE BATTLE TIME BABY
"YOU HAVE MADE A MARY ANDREW OF ROLF, FOR THIS YOU MUST-" said Rolf as he used the sweet potato spellcard to defeat President Keagerstien who somehow dodged all dem and successfully captured a photo of Rolf and completed the level
tehn it was revealed that Kugawattan was Aya the whole time.
THE REAL END