Blue and Red's Epic Quests
"Talking"
'Thinking'
I'm writing this story to see how I can handle writing M rated stories. I own nothing from Dick Figure Mondo does
WATCH DICK FIGURES FIRST BEFORE READING THIS YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY! (I recommend episodes 1, 2, 11, 12, and 23)
(The descriptions on the characters are that they are stick figures that's it I will add minor details to tell a female character from a male characters few examples are women will have boobs and longer hair. I will also give them each different colors to tell them apart)
Chapter 1: The quest for the burrito of power
(Location Blue's Apartment)
Red was on the coach with his upper body hanging from off of it, passed out and drooling all over it with 20 empty beer bottle surround him this was the scene Blue walk into.
"Damn it Red this place is a mess I told you to clean up, and why am I talking to you when you're not even listening to me." Blue ask himself.
"Zzz...zzzz...fuck fuck fuck fuck...you you ...Blue Blue...zzzz." the party animal sleep/swear at his roommate.
"Great even in you sleep your still a jerk (sign) forget this I'm going to get a burrito out of the fridge." Blue said going towards the kitchen.
As Blue made in the kitchen he sees a wide awake Red in the kitchen looking frantically in the fridge. Blue looks at him them back at the coach to see it empty. "Red how did you do that?" Blue ask wondering how his hat wearing roommate went from passed out drooling on the coach to looking for food in the kitchen. "Can't talk need to find burrito mucho fasto for my belly." Red said with his head in the fridge door looking for the delicious snack. After a few more minutes of searching and not finding anything he let out an angry yell picking up the fridge and tossing it out the kitchen window. "No es bueno I gots to have me a burrito NOW!" he yelled while destroying the kitchen. "Red what the fuck man calm done I'll get you a damn stupid burrito just stop acting like a total bitch." Blue tried to reason with his friend. Automatically Red was in front of Blue's face and deliverer a sharp slap to his face causing Blue's head to turn to the side from the impact, "You never call a burrito stupid." Red said with complete seriousness in his voice before going back to destroying the kitchen.
"Fine Red if you stop destroying the kitchen I'll get you any burrito you want." Blue offered. This seemed to work as Red stop destroying kitchen…..well more like ran out of things to destroy. "Deal but I don't just want just any burrito I want the Burrito of POWER!" he proclaimed dramatically while raising both his hand in the air with lighting in the background.
"Fine whatever." Blue said not caring what the hat wearing party animal just said, he just thought that it's just one of Red's dramatic proclamations.
"Sweet first we got to see Raccoon he has the map leading to the burrito. Let's go!" Red yelled while floating out the door followed by a bored Blue who let out a tired sign wondering what he just got himself into.
End of chapter 1
Yeah I know its short it like a side story so don't expect 3000 word chapter max will be about 1000 words
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